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[Albion] Songs we don't sing anymore.

















Baldseagull

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2012
10,869
Crawley
There were a couple of one off adapted chants that stick in my mind.

One was "linesman, linesman, give us a wave" The linesman was a guy with thalidomide like arms.
and for the visit of Grimsby, "over there, over there, and do they smell, like maaaaackerel"
 


Trelford Mills Guide Dog

Active member
Jun 14, 2008
572
Clark / Hans (insert dirtiest player here) is evil.

We’re going to Wembley, we’re going to Wembley, you’re not.

Que sera sera, whatever will be will be, we’re going to Wem-ber-ley ...

Who the ****ing hell are you ...

Stevie, Stevie Penney, Stevie Penney on our wing.

Attack, attack, attack, attack, attack.

**** off Pompey, Pompey **** off.

... and do they smell, like ****ing hell.

Oh Stevie Sidwell you are the love of my life, oh Stevie Sidwell I’d let you shag my wife, oh Stevie Sidwell, I want ginger hair too.
 
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Lindfield by the Pond

Well-known member
Jan 10, 2009
1,886
Lindfield (near the pond)
You're going home in a Sussex ambulance...

Bring on the dustbin,
bring on the dustbin....
 


Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
31,730
Brighton
You’re so shit it’s unbelievable - miss this one.

She fell over, SHE fell over - hasn’t aged as well...
 


Tokyohands

Well-known member
Jan 5, 2017
940
Tokyo
Does the 'I can't read and I can't write" get chanted any more? That one always cracked me up when we were playing Ipswich.
 




sully

Dunscouting
Jul 7, 2003
7,824
Worthing
Harry Roberts is our friend he kills coppers.

I do vaguely remember that now. Probably not been sung since early in my watching career going by the date of the murders (having now looked him up). I was only 4 at the time. Most on here won’t have been born then!
 


jonsey

Active member
Aug 5, 2011
363
North Sussex
I'll start with,

Brighton Aces,
Knees up Brighton Town,
Harry Roberts .

Your going home in a Brighton Ambulance.....
Build a Bonfire
Hans is Evil

Yes, im old....do miss build a bonfire. Not relevant now but, the North stand was so passionate. took the roof off :albion2:
 












Thunder Bolt

Ordinary Supporter
You are my Brighton,
My only Brighton,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey (and blue and white!).
You’ll never know dear,
How much I love you,
Please don’t take,
My Brighton,
Away

La-la-la-la-laa oooh,
La-la-la-la-laa oooh,

I've heard that in the last couple of years in the north stand. It's not a regular chant.
 




Thunder Bolt

Ordinary Supporter
Que sera sera, whatever will be will be, we’re going to Wem-ber-ley ...

Who the ****ing hell are you ...

The first one will be sung in an FA cup game (if we score)

The second one was sung at Palace just last Tuesday (north stand) plus Who are ya.
 





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