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happypig

Staring at the rude boys
May 23, 2009
7,935
Eastbourne
A wanker button. Fit every seat with a coin-operated keypad. You put in a quid and select a player or official. Once a set amount is reached the tannoy booms out "ZAHA YOU WANKER".
 


Wozza

Shite Supporter
Jul 6, 2003
23,585
Online
Apols if similar has been proposed, but how about an Amex Stadium Amex card, with 1% cashback reward... going straight into the Scudamore retirement fund?
 


JJ McClure

Go Jags
Jul 7, 2003
10,812
Hassocks
Season Tickets are now index linked to Lewis Dunk's contract so that every time he negotiates a new deal the season ticket price goes up by the same percentage.
 


Djmiles

Barndoor Holroyd
Dec 1, 2005
12,060
Kitchener, Canada
Apols if similar has been proposed, but how about an Amex Stadium Amex card, with 1% cashback reward... going straight into the Paul Barber retirement fund?

Corrected for you.
 


BNthree

Plastic JCL
Sep 14, 2016
10,778
WeHo
Just put a few donation boxes around. Somehow they’ll get filled up.

And perhaps install a Locadia themed 6-yard header challenge or the Dunky goal like keepy-up Challenge.. Won’t take up much space and the kids will love it. Only takes 2.5 seagull vouchers* at £2 per voucher.

* Seagull vouchers cannot be exchanged or used to buy food and drink. Only the machines.

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Also machine only accepts whole vouchers and doesn't give change.
 




Frankie

Put him in the curry
May 23, 2016
4,102
Mid west Wales
The most profitable thing i can think of is to charge Propper a weeks wages for every game he fails to score , i think it's 59 now , easy money .
 




Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
73,371
West west west Sussex
We could all chip in to cover the clubs loses...







...oh.
 




Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
73,371
West west west Sussex
Did anyone suggest BottleTopBanGate?
 


Giraffe

VERY part time moderator
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patreon
Aug 8, 2005
26,456
Bring back Gully's girls but instead of having them on the pitch, put them in the concourses selling sweets, snacks and beer with mobile cafe backpacks.
 







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