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[Albion] Help the club by suggesting more palatable ways they can screw every last penny out of us.
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dejavuatbtn
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But only if purchased in the club shop.
How about make the stadium all seating and double the price of attendance.
Oh, hang on . . . .
Oh, hang on . . . .
It's not the fans fault it's 1/3 of the size of a proper North stand, and is full of wanky poofter seats instead of hard concrete with sharp bits and steel railings covered in ice
( do I win a 3 post band for that? )
( do I win a 3 post band for that? )
How about barn owls in the North Stand? They wouldn't be disturbed there, it's so bleeding quiet
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WSU
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
20p turnstile entry to the toilets sponsored by GTR
Scarf tax, 50p per game but you can pay more at £20 per season added to your season ticket price
Scarf tax, 50p per game but you can pay more at £20 per season added to your season ticket price
Burnley were handing out free BHA T-shirts today, and did the same last year.
Nice touch.
Nice touch.
clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
- 25,308
Peace of mind in-stadium bat collision insurance for only £99 a season
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If I could pay that I would. Then I would stay till the last minute and clap the players off, rather than leave at 85 minutes so I'm not stuck in car park C for an hour, and back home up to 3 hours after the final whistle (which is my current option). Personal parking space and a private manned exit
I'm IN! 
(I may have subverted the OP's intent here. Which is nice).
clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
- 25,308
Concourse chef's table. Beat the queues in comfort as you sit in your own deckchair at the back of the kiosk observing University students reheat our awarding winning pies.
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Lucky Barnes is no longer at the club. By now he'd have been sponged so well his face would be fit for a Camay advert. Move over Luciana Pignatelli.
cloud
Well-known member
Mobile hot chocolate sellers in the seating area (ice-cream sellers in summer)
clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
- 25,308
Remove all the seats from the stadium and place them outside in a huge seat vending machine.
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And after we leave we won't be allowed to end sentences with prepositions.
For a special fee (which will involve a check with the police and your GP to ensure you won't start a riot or wee your own trousers) you will be allowed to purchas and take back to your seat an alcoholic drink to enjoy in comfort during the match. I'd happily pay £50 a season for that.
clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
- 25,308
Remove all the toilet rolls from the stadium and place them outside in a huge seat vending machine.
clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
- 25,308
Guess the director bonus lottery. Winner wins a free ticket for next years director bonus lottery (winner wins a free ticket for next years director bonus lottery).
ewe2
Well-known member
Err ....... just be honest and increase the seat price !
Bwian
Kiss my (_!_)
- Jul 14, 2003
- 15,898
MattBackHome
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
- 11,723
Fixed Odd Betting Terminals in every stand.
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