Hampster Gull
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- Dec 22, 2010
- 13,462
Nice idea. And we could have levels of steward, like hot ones cost £100 a season and the ugly ones £25
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- Thread starter Stat Brother
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Nice idea. And we could have levels of steward, like hot ones cost £100 a season and the ugly ones £25
- Thread starter
- #22
What if the stewards get the same deal, us ugos will need a Seagulls Fast Pass if we want to see any of the first half.
30% of all fans buy at least one pie and pint at each game. Therefore automatically add £8 per game (£152 a season) to the season ticket and send out a pack of vouchers. Vouchers will have your name on them. Anyone found passing their vouchers onto others will be banned from buying pies and pints for life but will still be liable for the annual charge of £152.
Baldseagull
Well-known member
A swear box on the back of the seat in front, front row potty mouths get a let off, or for an annual fee of £30, get to turn the air blue as much as you like.
Baldseagull
Well-known member
Happy endings to a pat down for £10?
Hampster Gull
New member
- Dec 22, 2010
- 13,462
Premium parking for some at the Bridge car park. Guaranteed to get out in 5 mins = £100 a season, 30 mins = £50
GT49er
Well-known member
They could sell Brighton and Hove Albion official flasks inside the ground, a snip at £9.99. The proud new owners could then take said flasks to the catering franchise to purchase tea/coffee/Bovril to fill it.
Unfortunately, for the safety of other fans, the flasks will not be re-useable at subsequent matches, but STRs, if they can show the receipt and other identification, will be allowed to purchase future flasks at a discounted rate of £9.75.
We wish all our fans the joy of their hot drink at half time, or alternatively enjoy a pie and a pint - which now, so that we can service you more efficiently and with quicker queues, will only be available together (not separately) at a cost of £10 so there is no time-wasting or inconvenience with change.
Unfortunately, for the safety of other fans, the flasks will not be re-useable at subsequent matches, but STRs, if they can show the receipt and other identification, will be allowed to purchase future flasks at a discounted rate of £9.75.
We wish all our fans the joy of their hot drink at half time, or alternatively enjoy a pie and a pint - which now, so that we can service you more efficiently and with quicker queues, will only be available together (not separately) at a cost of £10 so there is no time-wasting or inconvenience with change.
maffew
Well-known member
Could just opt out of offers perhaps and just accept that the club is a business and needs to try and make running costs as low as possible despite premiership money (which is a nice to have and not necessarily a constant)
However, realistically
You pay more money to eat at a good restaurant and dont mind tipping accordingly. A simple bucket pass round at the end, suggested a quid a person for the team just showing up. £5 per goal, £10 per win. If you donate £25 you get a pie and a pint at the massively decreased rate of £0!
Purchase via here and NSC gets a little slice too
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Marketing-...11&sr=8-1&keywords=marketing+for+dummies+2018
However, realistically
You pay more money to eat at a good restaurant and dont mind tipping accordingly. A simple bucket pass round at the end, suggested a quid a person for the team just showing up. £5 per goal, £10 per win. If you donate £25 you get a pie and a pint at the massively decreased rate of £0!
Purchase via here and NSC gets a little slice too
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Marketing-...11&sr=8-1&keywords=marketing+for+dummies+2018
Mr Bridger
Sound of the suburbs
Roll up, roll up , have a close shave before watching the game.
Cut your throat and bleed you dry, the scumbag of Rottingdean.
Cut your throat and bleed you dry, the scumbag of Rottingdean.
maffew
Well-known member
Add in jump the queue for food and drinks for a package deal of £499 and I swear you would actually get a few takers. Cheaper than hospitality
bluenitsuj
Listen to me!!!
Automatic opt in of £10 a match to include a pint, a pie and choccy bar whether u want it or not.
You can opt out only by calling a premium number costing £5 per minute.
You can opt out only by calling a premium number costing £5 per minute.
Return of the Rev
Well-known member
What about charging £40+to watch football
Official Old Man
Uckfield Seagull
Hate to say it but I'd be in on this one. Of course would only work if limited to 100 people per P&R
erkan
Well-known member
Kudos to anyone who posts a suggestion on here that becomes reality at some future point. [emoji846]
Some sort of scheme to exploit people's frustration with transport and catering queues must be odds on. Basically "pay a bit more and get to watch the whole match!".
Different types of membership seem popular too. Maybe a "Friends & Family" card that for just £20 a year each (no concessions) will let you buy tickets together...?
Some sort of scheme to exploit people's frustration with transport and catering queues must be odds on. Basically "pay a bit more and get to watch the whole match!".
Different types of membership seem popular too. Maybe a "Friends & Family" card that for just £20 a year each (no concessions) will let you buy tickets together...?
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
A £1 tariff, everytime a fan sings Albiiiiiiiiion.....
A small charge on every complaint aimed at the club.
Everytime an NSC member asks, can they play left back,........
A small charge on every complaint aimed at the club.
Everytime an NSC member asks, can they play left back,........
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- #36
No money in that.
Everybody has to pay a £99 surcharge for a Seagulls Fast Pass, if you opt out you better take a sleeping bag with you.
dejavuatbtn
Well-known member
Block phone signals and charge £100 a season for the use of WiFi.
Apologies for the delay in replying, I was just parking my company McLaren sports car in the Burnley directors car park.
Yes.
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- #39
A £10 fine for poor grammar and diction during chants.
Bri on an ove albion - I'm looking at you here.
Bri on an ove albion - I'm looking at you here.
Hampster Gull
New member
- Dec 22, 2010
- 13,462
A delivery fee of £5, in addition to the product cost, for a drink and snack delivered to your seat during half time. Max 2 drinks and two snacks per fee.
Orders only accepted via the Albion App, so pre paid. Cost of App £9.99
Orders only accepted via the Albion App, so pre paid. Cost of App £9.99