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[Albion] Help the club by suggesting more palatable ways they can screw every last penny out of us.
- Thread starter Stat Brother
- Start date
Have you not heard the expression “spend a penny”?
These locks were not “from the 70s/80s”, but far more historical than that. The penny referred to was pre-decimalisation.
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
#together in one blister pack
Djmiles
Barndoor Holroyd
The club will introduce electric park and ride buses and suddenly they’ll be a £10 levy on every car using the service.
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
- 8,199
Sell tickets that allow people to occupy the empty seats of someone who leaves early prior to half and / or full time (most will get to see a good 15 minutes of the match)
Not only would it mean more fans in the ground and more opportunity to sell food and drink to these ticket holders as they are waiting for a seat to become available (plus the added benefit of more fans to sell merchandise to)
Not only would it mean more fans in the ground and more opportunity to sell food and drink to these ticket holders as they are waiting for a seat to become available (plus the added benefit of more fans to sell merchandise to)
Dick Swiveller
Well-known member
- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,156
Thanks for ruining the nuance in my not so funny joke. Strangely, I didn't come down with the last shower of rain and was aware of this fact. I thought the 2p ones I remember would be a better line considering the dig at Barber so 2p would be funnier than 1p. Should have known better on here.
Hampster Gull
New member
- Dec 22, 2010
- 13,462
I like it, buy your loyalty points. No limit, just keep spending. Straight to the top for the richest fans, and keeps the money coming in.
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
Dick Swiveller
Well-known member
- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,156
Probably. But being on here is a bit like spending time with a bloke at work - you can't make any throwaway comments or exaggerate for comic effect without a 20 minute diatribe about why you are wrong. And often his diatribes end like those on here - with Brexit.Hampster Gull
New member
- Dec 22, 2010
- 13,462
We were lied to
Bwian
Kiss my (_!_)
- Jul 14, 2003
- 15,898
No...you get charged for each point added to your account-regardless of whether you use them or not. Extra points available at a cost.
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Flask tax. Pay £100 a year to bring a flask into the AMEX. Offer does not apply to all those Albion supporting ISIS terrorists who will use the flasks as bombs and who caused the ban in the first place.
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
- 8,199
Booths for those who think that they can do a better job managing the team can go and pay to take over control of the team during the match, changing things to how they think - They can be charged a fee to do this and also mean that we wouldn't need to spend money on a real manager any more so it's a win / win money maker for the club (well until relegation, which will almost certainly follow seeing how clueless most who think that they could do a better job managing actually are)
Can it be used away from home? If it can I'd buy one and give it to the midfield
- Thread starter
- #99
Make the players pay subs.
Ironic sponsorship of Locadia. A Platinum package at £499.99 for zero assists and zero goals per match. Gold at £249.99 for 5 passes to opponents in a game.