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[Misc] Birthday present ideas



Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
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Goldstone
I'm sure others can benefit from this too:

What present ideas have you got for the middle-aged man?
 

banjo

GOSBTS
Oct 25, 2011
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Deep south
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The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
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West is BEST
Need some more details as middle aged men don’t all like the same things. Footy fan? Car fan? Film fan?
 


jakarta

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May 25, 2007
15,616
Sullington
I believe the standard mid-life crisis Present to oneself is either a Sports Car or one of those Hardly Ableson Motorcycles?
 




Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
49,900
Goldstone
Need some more details as middle aged men don’t all like the same things. Footy fan? Car fan? Film fan?
Well I didn't mention anything as I thought most would just try and make a joke anyway, and I thought some general recommendations would be good for others too, but since you ask:

He's a footy fan
Plays darts
Drinks bitter
Has a family
Runs a lot

Er, that's about it.
 

Goldstone1976

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Apr 30, 2013
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Herts
Well I didn't mention anything as I thought most would just try and make a joke anyway, and I thought some general recommendations would be good for others too, but since you ask:

He's a footy fan
Plays darts
Drinks bitter
Has a family
Runs a lot

Er, that's about it.

Right-o. As [MENTION=29954]albionfan37[/MENTION] says, a bj.
 


The Clamp

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NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jan 11, 2016
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West is BEST
Well I didn't mention anything as I thought most would just try and make a joke anyway, and I thought some general recommendations would be good for others too, but since you ask:

He's a footy fan
Plays darts
Drinks bitter
Has a family
Runs a lot

Er, that's about it.
Take him and his family to watch the footy in a pub with a dartboard then chase him home.
 

studio150

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Jul 30, 2011
29,524
On the Border
Middle aged men don't need presents. Donate the value of the birthday gift to a charity and provide a certificate detailing the donation on his behalf.
 

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