Ooh is there going to be an X Factor type selection system?
First perform in front of a live audience (that may be tricky)
Then its off to Judges House where Steve Parish, Suzannah Reid, Steve Coppell and Mark Bright will check out your ability to clap along to a drum and chant.
The final stage will see a live rehearsal at Selhurst where the candidates will be kitted out in their black uniform.
Meanwhile lifelong season ticket holders who have sat in that part of the stand for many years will be shat on and told to stop moaning.