[Misc] Sue Pollard's Bothersome Vagina

El Sid

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Shocked to see this advert for a ladies moisturising ointment being shown pre watershed.

I strugged to find a suitable explanation when my 10 year old asked me what it was all about.

What next? Piers Morgan's Irritable Arsenal.

 

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boik

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Isn't it Jenny Eclair?

 

Cowfold Seagull

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boik said:

Isn't it Jenny Eclair?

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Yes Jenny Eclair, not Su Pollard at all, (although I suppose there is a resemblance).

 

El Sid

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boik said:

Isn't it Jenny Eclair?

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Could be. Are they related?

 

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That’s a tremendous name for a new poster on here though - or an 80s indie band.


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El Sid said:

Could be. Are they related?

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As in they are both blonde?

 

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Cowfold Seagull said:

Yes Jenny Eclair, not Su Pollard at all, (although I suppose there is a resemblance).

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Does that mean the Hi De Hi 're runs can now go ahead

 

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Cowfold Seagull said:

Yes Jenny Eclair, not Su Pollard at all, (although I suppose there is a resemblance).

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So you've seen both of their vaginas to be able to make the comparison? I haven't seen either and I hope it remains that way.

 

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El Sid said:

Shocked to see this advert for a ladies moisturising ointment being shown pre watershed.

I strugged to find a suitable explanation when my 10 year old asked me what it was all about.

What next? Piers Morgan's Irritable Arsenal.

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Does your 10 year old not have a mooey, or know anyone with one?

 

Knocky's Nose

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AmexRuislip said:

Does that mean the Hi De Hi 're runs can now go ahead

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I don't have one, but I'd say watching Hi-De-Hi is about as annoying as an itchy vagina...

 

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marlowe said:

So you've seen both of their vaginas to be able to make the comparison? I haven't seen either and I hope it remains that way.

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Oh I don't know, l can think of worse!

 

Super Steve Earle

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marlowe said:

So you've seen both of their vaginas to be able to make the comparison? I haven't seen either and I hope it remains that way.

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I recall Jenny Eclair once mentioned having labia like a spaniel's ears - does that help?

 

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marlowe

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Super Steve Earle said:

I recall Jenny Eclair once mentioned having labia like a spaniel's ears - does that help?

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I don't know, minora or majora?

 

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boik said:

Isn't it Jenny Eclair?

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In which case surely she'd just put some cream on it

 

dazzer6666

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marlowe said:

I don't know, minora or majora?

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Cocker

 

Pavilionaire

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They should have got Steve Parish to do this advert - he's used to dealing with irritating (Mod edit please don't swerve round the swear filter) (Pardew, Pulis, Zaha etc)

 

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Super Steve Earle said:

I recall Jenny Eclair once mentioned having labia like a spaniel's ears - does that help?

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I suspect it doesn’t help anybody.

 

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El Sid said:

Shocked to see this advert for a ladies moisturising ointment being shown pre watershed.

I strugged to find a suitable explanation when my 10 year old asked me what it was all about.

What next? Piers Morgan's Irritable Arsenal.

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You are [MENTION=3385]crodonilson[/MENTION] and I claim my £5.

 

el punal

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Knocky's Nose said:

I don't have one, but I'd say watching Hi-De-Hi is about as annoying as an itchy vagina...

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I wonder what it must be like to have an itchy Hi-De-Hi.

 

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Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp!