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Brovion

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 6, 2003
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Two rabbits go into a cafe and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over.
"What do you want? she asks.
"I'll have a cheese toastie" replies the first rabbit.
"Yeah, I'll have one too!" says the second rabbit.
So the waitress goes away, brings them back their toasties, they eat them, pay and leave. The next day at the same time they come back again.
"Morning love," says the first rabbit, "Cheese toastie for me please."
"Yeah, same for me!", says the second rabbit.
Again the waitress takes their order, brings them their toasties, they eat them, pay and leave The next day they come back at the same time again.
"Hiya," says the first rabbit, "Cheese toastie for me again please."
The waitress turns to the second rabbit. "Same again for you?"
The rabbit pauses. "Naa," he says, "I think I'll have a ham toastie today."
The following day only one rabbit turns up.
"Where's your mate?" asks the waitress.
"Oh it's very sad," replied the rabbit, "He died."
"Oh I am sorry!", exclaimed the waitress, "What did he die of?"
"Mixingmetoasties!"
 


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Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
23,089
Sussex by the Sea
I feel the rabbits, whilst maybe being friendly, were a bit forward and possibly sexist adressing the waitress as 'love' on only the second visit.

That said, her brusqueness on day one left a little to be desired.
 






narly101

Well-known member
Feb 16, 2009
2,683
London
Its not clear whether the rabbits sat on the seats "at" the table, or whether they sat at a special "rabbit " table for them. A human table and seating arrangement would have made it quite difficult for them nibble on their toasted sandwiches. Without further proof from the OP on this salient point, I call foul.
 








Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,721
Worthing
Why would any rabbits venture out of their burrows without their vaccine ATCvet code QI08.
It’s irresponsible in this day and age.
 




BNthree

Plastic JCL
Sep 14, 2016
10,776
WeHo
At first I read it as 2 rabbis and was thinking a rabbi wouldn't eat a ham toastie FFS.
 








Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patreon
May 8, 2007
12,749
Toronto
I'm curious to know how they paid. I assume it was cash as I doubt they'd got approved for a credit card (or a bank account for that matter). Where did they get the cash? How did they carry it?
 


Diablo

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Sep 22, 2014
4,173
lewes
I'm curious to know how they paid. I assume it was cash as I doubt they'd got approved for a credit card (or a bank account for that matter). Where did they get the cash? How did they carry it?

If story true...A rabbit walks in talks and orders food, doubt owner would make them pay..He would be dumbstruck!!
 


Two Professors

Two Mad Professors
Jul 13, 2009
7,617
Multicultural Brum
My Flemish giant would eat almost anything she could get,Maltesers and balsa wood being particular favourites,but one exception was toast,possibly the burnt smell.Sandwiches would have been more believable.
 






Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patreon
May 8, 2007
12,749
Toronto
If story true...A rabbit walks in talks and orders food, doubt owner would make them pay..He would be dumbstruck!!

The waitress didn't seem dumbstruck though. She just walked over and asked "what do you want?" I can only assume she'd seen talking rabbits before.
 








Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,721
Worthing
I'm curious to know how they paid. I assume it was cash as I doubt they'd got approved for a credit card (or a bank account for that matter). Where did they get the cash? How did they carry it?

Rabbit skip hire is pretty big in Worthing. They might well own that.
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patreon
Oct 8, 2003
49,331
Faversham
Two rabbits go into a cafe and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over.
"What do you want? she asks.
"I'll have a cheese toastie" replies the first rabbit.
"**** me, a talking rabbit" said the waitress.
 



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