[News] Brighton to become the UK’s first twats only town......

Sirnormangall · Nov 17, 2018

This is the headline post on www.dailymash.co.uk . Should we be offended or do you agree?

Bladders · Nov 17, 2018

I’m only surprised it’s taken so long

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GT49er · Nov 17, 2018

Eeyore · Nov 17, 2018

Happy to be a **** rather than an urban construct.

Leighgull · Nov 17, 2018

Dailymash staff all live in Brighton...and they’re the twats in question.

Harry Wilson's tackle · Nov 17, 2018

Server not found.

I suspect it's jealousy.

astralavi · Nov 18, 2018

I will post this like a tw.t http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?324380-Brighton-full-of-twats

AmexRuislip · Nov 18, 2018

The people in Orkney won't be best pleased!

Algernon · Nov 18, 2018

The first twats only CITY ffs.

Chicken Run · Nov 18, 2018

Can some **** post a copy of the article please as the server doesn’t work.

Tom Hark Preston Park · Nov 18, 2018

Chicken Run said:
Can some **** post a copy of the article please as the server doesn’t work.

Well here's the full link

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...-the-uks-first-twats-only-town-20150720100280

Piece is dated July 2015? Not one of their finest efforts IMHO...

UNBEARABLY smug seaside **** haven Brighton is to ban ordinary people.

The Sussex town, which had increasingly become an overpriced dormitory for London media workers and grizzled ‘big beat’ DJs, is to take the bold step of excluding anyone who does not have a glaringly flawed personality.

A spokesman for Brighton and Hove Council said: “We have a legion of twats here, mixed with a smattering of normal people, and the two groups were really failing to gel.

“On the one hand you’ve got ordinary worker types struggling with massively inflated living costs, while on the other you’ve got self-styled Bohemians with enormously wealthy grandparents, who somehow reconcile ecological beliefs with consuming vast amounts of cocaine.

“For the sake of the local economy, we want to defuse this tension while keeping the people who want to pay vastly over-the-odds for organic vegetables and taxidermy.

“So the normals can go to the nearest affordable town, which is only 212 miles away.”

Brighton resident Julian Cook said: “When I’m not DJing or ‘shopping local’ I like to chill on the beach. I have a small lifelong family income because my ancestors had a sugar plantation, which I’m fairly sure was run as an ethical workers’ co-operative.

“Basically I’m like a pet.”

Chicken Run · Nov 18, 2018

Tom Hark said:
Well here's the full link

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...-the-uks-first-twats-only-town-20150720100280

Piece is dated July 2015? Not one of their finest efforts IMHO...

UNBEARABLY smug seaside **** haven Brighton is to ban ordinary people.

The Sussex town, which had increasingly become an overpriced dormitory for London media workers and grizzled ‘big beat’ DJs, is to take the bold step of excluding anyone who does not have a glaringly flawed personality.

A spokesman for Brighton and Hove Council said: “We have a legion of twats here, mixed with a smattering of normal people, and the two groups were really failing to gel.

“On the one hand you’ve got ordinary worker types struggling with massively inflated living costs, while on the other you’ve got self-styled Bohemians with enormously wealthy grandparents, who somehow reconcile ecological beliefs with consuming vast amounts of cocaine.

“For the sake of the local economy, we want to defuse this tension while keeping the people who want to pay vastly over-the-odds for organic vegetables and taxidermy.

“So the normals can go to the nearest affordable town, which is only 212 miles away.”

Brighton resident Julian Cook said: “When I’m not DJing or ‘shopping local’ I like to chill on the beach. I have a small lifelong family income because my ancestors had a sugar plantation, which I’m fairly sure was run as an ethical workers’ co-operative.

“Basically I’m like a pet.”

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Questions · Nov 18, 2018

I love all the nobs who spend 3 hours trying to look different before venturing around The North Laine area.

It so makes me appreciate Worthing.

Publius Ovidius · Nov 18, 2018

Tom Hark said:
Well here's the full link

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...-the-uks-first-twats-only-town-20150720100280

Piece is dated July 2015? Not one of their finest efforts IMHO...

UNBEARABLY smug seaside **** haven Brighton is to ban ordinary people.

The Sussex town, which had increasingly become an overpriced dormitory for London media workers and grizzled ‘big beat’ DJs, is to take the bold step of excluding anyone who does not have a glaringly flawed personality.

A spokesman for Brighton and Hove Council said: “We have a legion of twats here, mixed with a smattering of normal people, and the two groups were really failing to gel.

“On the one hand you’ve got ordinary worker types struggling with massively inflated living costs, while on the other you’ve got self-styled Bohemians with enormously wealthy grandparents, who somehow reconcile ecological beliefs with consuming vast amounts of cocaine.

“For the sake of the local economy, we want to defuse this tension while keeping the people who want to pay vastly over-the-odds for organic vegetables and taxidermy.

“So the normals can go to the nearest affordable town, which is only 212 miles away.”

Brighton resident Julian Cook said: “When I’m not DJing or ‘shopping local’ I like to chill on the beach. I have a small lifelong family income because my ancestors had a sugar plantation, which I’m fairly sure was run as an ethical workers’ co-operative.

“Basically I’m like a pet.”

Can't find fault in any of that.

Hove actually is the place

Triggaaar · Nov 18, 2018

Whatever

Wrong-Direction · Nov 18, 2018

Fake news

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Jackthelad · Nov 18, 2018

The quote at the end made me laugh I know someone of the same name who owns a burger joint in Brighton, and that's the sort of thing he would say, I wonder if that's just a coincidence.

Not Andy Naylor · Nov 18, 2018

Outrageous slur. We’re a twats-only CITY.

Knocky's Nose · Nov 18, 2018

Hey... we give it, so we have to take it. :lolol:

I love Brighton. Yes, it's got a clique of bell-ends, but which town hasn't in one form or another?

I think the article is funny.

Greg Bobkin · Nov 19, 2018

Sirnormangall said:
This is the headline post on www.dailymash.co.uk . Should we be offended or do you agree?

If being offended by parody websites is your thing, then knock yourself out :shrug:

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