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    Looking off in to the distance constantly while being interviewed....no manners these youngsters.
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      1. Gareth Bale's hair

      2. Wearing gloves, with short sleeves

      3. Players kneeling in the centre circle to pray before a penalty shoot out (yes you, David Luiz & friends). I accept you have your religious beliefs and I fully respect them, but if there is a God, would it not be entirely wrong for him to use his all-seeing powers to decide the outcome of a penalty shoot-out? In what way is it Christian to pray to win said shoot-out (and therefore for somebody else to miss and lose)?
      The lady has foolishly attempted to join the conversation with a wild and dangerous opinion of her own. What half-baked drivel! See how the men look at her with utter contempt.
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      Also, that face Wilfried Zaha does when referees don't give him what he wants (seen about fifteen times per game), the incredulous, pathetic, smiley one.
      The lady has foolishly attempted to join the conversation with a wild and dangerous opinion of her own. What half-baked drivel! See how the men look at her with utter contempt.
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      I'm sure someone who has played football to a level will be able to tell me why they do this.....but I go MENTAL at the following scenario.

      Player X receives a crunching tackle and is on the floor. It's not looking good. The manager waves back one of his subs. "Dave. You're coming on".

      Dave TROTS back and sits on the bench.

      Then......ah I'm getting angry again.......THEN he spends THREE MINUTES, looking around for shin pads, stripping off, doing up tape, looking for a SHIRT, taking off a T shirt, putting on the shirt, pulling up the socks.

      WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

      Why aren't the players just in their kit under the warmer clothing!? It's MADNESS.
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      2. Wearing gloves, with short sleeves
      Nope, no problem with that.

      I HATE playing in long sleeves.......but I also HATE having Ice cold hands. It's horrible.

      Running around keeps you warm so a long sleeved shirt really isn't needed, but no amount of running around saves the FINGERS from the wintery hell of a Sunday league match in January wind and rain.
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      The holding the face and falling down when someone dares to NUDGE their head into yours is just the worst isn't it.

      Adam El Abd got a few people sent off doing it and I died inside.
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      That pre-match huddle. Do it in the dressing room if you must, rather than posturing on the pitch.
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      Ronaldo's choreographed build-up pose to taking a freekick which he shouldn't be taking because he's shite at them.
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      parking a leopard on the pitch
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      Also, that face Wilfried Zaha does when referees don't give him what he wants (seen about fifteen times per game), the incredulous, pathetic, smiley one.
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