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    Quite. There is no such thing as multi-tasking. What is happening is switch-tasking. It's not possible for your frontal cortex to work on two completely different things at the same time.
    I can poo and read the paper at the same time......
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      Fish and chips does not involve an oven.
      It does when trying to be *HEALTHY* <SHUDDER>


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      It does when trying to be *HEALTHY* <SHUDDER>


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      Bet that was HER decision
      Natch.

      And when it tasted like sawdust and had NONE of the trappings of a Pröpper Fish supper it was MY fault.


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      Incredible! Yet another kick in the ..... for the Middle Class White Male.

      It’s not right, I tell you.

      So what else do you do that annoys Mrs HG?
      She has given me a few examples LK but I think they are so insignificant that they aren’t worthy of posting on NSC. I am taking from the paucity of examples that I must be pretty easy to live with
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      Pissing off to a wedding saying she'll be back home. But texting to say shes staying out and dossing in a friend's hotel room for the night. Taking the car seat with her leaving me ****ed for tomorrow until she rolls in hungover at **** knows what time tomorrow afternoon probably.

      Oh, you said little things.. how much time do you have?
      I feel sorry for people who don't drink because when they wake up, that's the best they are going to feel all day.
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      I could go on all day, off the top of my head:
      - Leaving things on the stairs that need to be put up but walking past them until I pick them up
      - Forever miss-placing her keys/phone etc then getting angry at me for not helping her find them
      - Making a sandwich and leaving all the ingredients out and not tidying up as she goes
      - Never cooking. Ever. But moaning she is hungry so I make her some food. Then complaining my portion sizes are making her fat.
      - Double Standards in general
      - Buying things we don't need, then returning them
      - Asking my opinion on something then getting angry at me for not genuinely having one
      - Talking over me and cutting me off.
      - Not going to bed when she is tired and falling asleep on the sofa.
      - Calling me when I am working for trivial things that can wait until I am home
      - Complaining the house is a mess when we have kids
      - Being unable to do anything with the children (shopping, paperwork, etc) but expecting me to do DIY while holding a baby and a toddler at my ankles then moaning how much I have got done
      - Moaning as whatever I do is not good enough. I tidied up the whole house the other day and she had a go about the fridge being disorganised.
      - Wanting me to both simultaneously work less, but make more money.
      - Asking for something as soon as I sit down to eat dinner when she could just go into the kitchen herself.
      - Generally not be self-sufficient and asking for things. I was brought up with a attitude of doing things for yourself. i.e I would never ask someone to get me a drink in my own house.
      - Comparing us to our friends, "X is always taking Y away."
      - Be massively impatient, yet taking ages to do anything herself.
      - Asking me to add things to the Alexa shopping list despite being in the same room.
      - Shouting at me from another room/floor for me to come to her so she can talk to me
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      I can poo and read the paper at the same time......
      In reality the act of pooing is letting gravity take it's natural course.
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      Trying to plan some random thing together a few weeks ahead knowing full well that it coincides with Brighton are playing at home. She wanted to go to the Lake District knowing full well we play Leicester at home that weekend! Ive told her l will take her the weekend of the 8/9 Dec (when we play Burnley away), but lve forgot to mention that bit yet!)
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      There was a similar thread a little while ago and the antics of Fat Superman's other half had me in stitches.
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