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[Help] Using a season ticket for 1 match
- Thread starter Bridcutt
- Start date
Bob!
Coffee Buyer
- Jul 5, 2003
- 11,112
You also need to suss which turnstile the scanner opens, it's different at different entrances.
Good advice. Although couldn't he say he was looking for a mate that told him he would be attending the match?
What happens if you have diarrhea and have crapped in your pants and hope to leave the pitch area before other fans notice you have a brown streak on your blue pants?
Of course nothing such as this has ever happened to me.
father_and_son
Well-known member
Use that one on tomorrow's thread... I'm sure the uber-fans will tell you that they would sit in their own sh*t to clap Glenn and the boys off the pitch!
LowKarate
New member
That’s not in the Ts&Cs.
To be honest the stewards don't seem to care in the slightest and will happily direct them to the seats.
Official Old Man
Uckfield Seagull
Unbelievable in the North, well N1G anyways, the number of people up the stairs and past the dozy stewards and trying to find their seats with their ticket in one hand and a full-to-the-brim pint of lager in the other. Come here often then?
Where does one get a 'full to the brim' pint? I have to send my Harveys back at least once just to get close to the top.
You are right though, I see someone every game in East Upper with a pint strolling up to the seats.
el punal
Well-known member
And don’t forget to take your flask . . . . oh, hang on a minute . . .
Ah - so it was it you (in a group of 4) that spent 5 minutes sending the girl back repeatedly to top up each of your drinks before the last home game?
Meanwhile, I'm stood helplessly behind you in the queue, watching the pile of much-desired burgers shrinking as they are handed over to others, wondering if there will be just one left before you were satisfied that your pints were 'full'?
Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
When you get to Withdean, just shin up the trees at the back of the stand and jump over the fence, you won't need the ticket.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,124
Don't forget that a season ticket gives you priority at the catering outlets. Ignore any queues, just walk straight to the front. If challenged, simply say: 'Season Ticket priority customer, please step aside so that I may be served'
I hope the OP doesn’t forget his lanyard.