[Misc] Weeing in the shower.

Knocky's Nose · Oct 14, 2018

My best mates Dad (RIP, lovely fella) was a Marathon Runner and did insane amounts of miles running and training. He used to swear that the immaculate condition of his feet after such massive abuse was down to pissing on them in the shower...

Anyway, my answer is yes - if I need one in the shower, I'll piss down the plug hole. The Mrs would divorce me if she knew I did, but my argument is that it's sterile** - and it saves the planet.

** they used to pee on wounds to sterilise them in the trenches, apparenty.

Talking of the Mrs, she once (when she was in her late teens) went to Butlins in Bognor with a group of friends on a Hen do. When they arrived, the (they were told) the Stag do before them were thrown out of the room and it needed 'extra cleaning'. One of them had laid a log the size of Frank Bruno's leg in the shower....

Harry Wilson's tackle · Oct 14, 2018

melias shoes said:
Something you want to tell us Harry?

Well, I......

no. You won't thank me. :lolol:

Mr Putdown · Oct 14, 2018

I can’t get my head around people thinking it’s gross. Urine is almost certainly less bacteria laden than your skin yet that’s more acceptable to shed in the shower.

People are weird.

Harry Wilson's tackle · Oct 14, 2018

Knocky's Nose said:
My best mates Dad (RIP, lovely fella) was a Marathon Runner and did insane amounts of miles running and training. He used to swear that the immaculate condition of his feet after such massive abuse was down to pissing on them in the shower...

Anyway, my answer is yes - if I need one in the shower, I'll piss down the plug hole. The Mrs would divorce me if she knew I did, but my argument is that it's sterile** - and it saves the planet.

** they used to pee on wounds to sterilise them in the trenches, apparenty.

Talking of the Mrs, she once (when she was in her late teens) went to Butlins in Bognor with a group of friends on a Hen do. When they arrived, the (they were told) the Stag do before them were thrown out of the room and it needed 'extra cleaning'. One of them had laid a log the size of Frank Bruno's leg in the shower....

AmexRuislip · Oct 14, 2018

melias shoes · Oct 14, 2018

Harry Wilson's tackle said:
Well, I......

no. You won't thank me.

Yes...let's stop there.

Guinness Boy · Oct 14, 2018

Knocky's Nose said:
My best mates Dad (RIP, lovely fella) was a Marathon Runner and did insane amounts of miles running and training. He used to swear that the immaculate condition of his feet after such massive abuse was down to pissing on them in the shower...

Anyway, my answer is yes - if I need one in the shower, I'll piss down the plug hole. The Mrs would divorce me if she knew I did, but my argument is that it's sterile** - and it saves the planet.

** they used to pee on wounds to sterilise them in the trenches, apparenty.

Talking of the Mrs, she once (when she was in her late teens) went to Butlins in Bognor with a group of friends on a Hen do. When they arrived, the (they were told) the Stag do before them were thrown out of the room and it needed 'extra cleaning'. One of them had laid a log the size of Frank Bruno's leg in the shower....

I’m not having that. Butlins Bognor, in the 1990s, would have harvested it and sent it to the kitchen to be stewed as an extra dinner option.

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Knocky's Nose · Oct 14, 2018

Guinness Boy said:
I’m not having that. Butlins Bognor, in the 1990s, would have harvested it and sent it to the kitchen to be stewed as an extra dinner option.

I think they used to call it "a bit of roughage" in the olden days

NooBHA · Oct 14, 2018

I went for - Other (Please specify) = ''Compulsory''

Mr Bridger · Oct 14, 2018

the Correct way is to p!ss in the flannel and rinse it out afterwards, isn’t it?

Garage_Doors · Oct 14, 2018

Weeing in the shower is ok, but weeing the bath is no no.
I wee in the sponge and squeeze it out in the sink

Brownstuff · Oct 14, 2018

All for saving a bit of water
In years to come they will look back at our era and think what terrible water wasters we have been

vegster · Oct 14, 2018

I'm all for saving a bit of time in the morning.

Algernon · Oct 14, 2018

Only if the sink is already being used.

DavidinSouthampton · Oct 14, 2018

Has been known but I don't make a habit of it...….

hart's shirt · Oct 14, 2018

Harry Wilson's tackle said:
Anyone who hasn't done all the bodily fluids in the shower, alone and/or in company, hasn't lived.

It sounds like you don't know whether you're coming or going.

catfish · Oct 14, 2018

I thought it was compulsory...

jackanada · Oct 14, 2018

Pissing on your feet clears up athlete's foot.

Besides a forceful piss can cut your poo into small enough bits to go down the plughole

El Presidente · Oct 14, 2018

Madonna swears by it as she wees in her feet in the shower to prevent athlete’s foot.

Knocky's Nose · Oct 15, 2018

jackanada said:
Besides a forceful piss can cut your poo into small enough bits to go down the plughole

We live in a house which used to be the home of a rather opulent Iraqi family - and in every toilet there's a thing for squirting your arse. It's like a shower head on a hose, right next to the crapper.

I can tell you now that it trumps a toilet brush for dislodging the bowl-skidders no end, so they're staying :thumbsup:

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