[Humour] Joke du Jour - The quiz

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003

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West west west Sussex

• Oct 9, 2018

• #1

Complete the jokes! They're based on the joke “My wife’s gone to the West Indies.” “Jamaica?” “No, she wanted to go.”
In each case, fill in the blank space with the name of a country, city or area.

 

schmunk

"Members"

Jan 19, 2018

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Mid mid mid Sussex

• Oct 9, 2018

• #2

1. ?
2. Taipei
3. New Delhi
4. Winchester
5. Argentina
6. Munich
7. Algiers
8. ?

What do I win?

 

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker

Feb 20, 2017

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Sussex by the Sea

• Oct 9, 2018

• #3

1) Kensington

 

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narly101

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London

• Oct 9, 2018

• #4

8) Liverpool

 

Stat Brother

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West west west Sussex

• Oct 9, 2018

• Thread starter
• #5

7. is particularly strong.

 

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narly101

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London

• Oct 9, 2018

• #6

I think the OP has misrepresented the Thread Title. "Joke Du Jour" is used mostly to provide reference to a mildly amusing funny/anecdote which various NSC members will then rip to shreds making it even funnier.

In this particular case I feel it would best be represented by the title "Shit du Jour".

 

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Cosmic Joker

The Motorik

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Chichester

• Oct 9, 2018

• #7

1) Maida Vale
8) Southport
Remainder as per [MENTION=36353]schmunk[/MENTION]

 

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Shuggie

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East Sussex coast

• Oct 9, 2018

• #8

...

 

Jack Straw

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Jul 7, 2003

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Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Oct 9, 2018

• #9

Stat Brother said:

Complete the jokes! They're based on the joke “My wife’s gone to the West Indies.” “Jamaica?” “No, she wanted to go.”
In each case, fill in the blank space with the name of a country, city or area.

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Hope she has a nice time.
What's the last sentence got to do with anything?

 

The Wookiee

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Nov 10, 2003

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Worthing

• Oct 9, 2018

• #10

‘My wife’s booked a luxury holiday in India’ ~ ‘Mumbai?’ ~ ‘No, her Dad paid for it’

 

Ken Livingstone Seagull

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Maui, Hawaii

• Oct 9, 2018

• #11

No. 8. Definitely Piglet Pies.

Is this bus going to Clapham?
Only if they're very good.

(Climbs back on Stegosaurus)

 

thedonkeycentrehalf

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Jul 7, 2003

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• Oct 10, 2018

• #12

I've just been to Poole on holiday
In Dorset?
Yes, it was a great place

 

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cardboard

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Mile Oak

• Oct 10, 2018

• #13

I met a great girl on holiday in Thailand
Phuket?
No we were just good friends