[Humour] Erectile dysfunction

Badger Boy

Mr Badger

Jan 28, 2016

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• Oct 8, 2018

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Now, I'm not being funny. But I really don't think I've searched for anything which justifies this advert. I'm not saying it's wholly without merit, but I've certainly never actively searched for cures or remedies.

 

The Antikythera Mechanism

The oldest known computer

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Did you google “fold it in”?

 

Giraffe

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Floppy disk?

 

Icy Gull

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Asking for a friend?

 

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Seagull kimchi

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Chicks with manageable dicks?

 

Gazwag

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• #6

Pele

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Oct 8, 2018

• #7

Badger Boy said:

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Now, I'm not being funny. But I really don't think I've searched for anything which justifies this advert. I'm not saying it's wholly without merit, but I've certainly never actively searched for cures or remedies.

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Have you made any bank withdrawals lately

 

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marlowe

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A reptile dysfunction...is that when a chameleon can't change its colour?

 

PILTDOWN MAN

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• Oct 8, 2018

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Badger Boy said:

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Now, I'm not being funny. But I really don't think I've searched for anything which justifies this advert. I'm not saying it's wholly without merit, but I've certainly never actively searched for cures or remedies.

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How the assessment go?

 

Badger Boy

Mr Badger

Jan 28, 2016

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• Oct 8, 2018

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PILTDOWN MAN said:

How the assessment go?

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It suggested to seek immediate medical attention, but only after suggesting I turn it off and back on again.

 

hart's shirt

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Kitbag in Dubai

• Oct 8, 2018

• #11

Nothing to worry about. We're staying up.

 

PILTDOWN MAN

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Badger Boy said:

It suggested to seek immediate medical attention, but only after suggesting I turn it off and back on again.

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Hope you weren’t expecting the blue screen, sorry pill of death.

 

banjo

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• Oct 8, 2018

• #13

Keepy uppies.

 

clippedgull

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• #14

helps sometimes

 

studio150

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On the Border

• Oct 8, 2018

• #15

So having opened this thread, I've now getting the same ad





I hate targeted ads

 

Knocky's Nose

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May 7, 2017

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Eastbourne

• Oct 8, 2018

• #16

In the old days they used two lolly sticks and some twine..

When they say "find out which cure is best for you" - do they mean blondes, mature, or kinky stuff like Ladyboys?

 

Bozza

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• Oct 8, 2018

• #17

Thanks for the support.

Hope the support helps.

 

Meade's Ball

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Hither (sometimes Thither)

• Oct 8, 2018

• #18

I imagine I will have some Vagisan ads up soon, when really that advert made me wonder about those sorry fellows with an overly arid willy.

 

brightn'ove

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Apr 12, 2011

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London

• Oct 8, 2018

• #19

If your search history identifies you as an older bloke with a dodgy todger then I’m afraid it is based on that.

 

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pearl

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Behind My Eyes

• Oct 8, 2018

• #20

I noticed an ad for a dating site on here last week, seemed to be just Latvian Women