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Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
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A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture
Over coffee, the Greek says "Well, we built the Parthenon."
The Italian replies "We built the Coliseum.
The Greek retorts "We Greeks gave birth to mathematics."
The Italian, nodding, says "But we built the Roman Empire ".
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies "That is true, but it was the Italians who included women.
 






Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
To pick holes in my own joke, didn’t Adam and Eve discover sex first?
 






Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
23,379
If the Italian acknowledges that the Greeks invented sex then surely it must not have been restricted to same sex activity.

This would also suggest that sex has its origins in Greek culture and indeed they were the forerunners to humanity.

I think the Greek has won the debate.

Although the Romans did build the aqueduct.
 








Gabbafella

Well-known member
Aug 22, 2012
4,636
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
 








Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
After some Googling, I discovered that the first people on earth lived in Africa. Therefore, I conclude that they were copulating well before Italy had even heard of doing it. The Italian is a bare-face liar and should get his facts right before boasting about something he knows nothing about.
 


LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
I usually enjoy these threads but this joke is so bad that I can't be bothered to try to dissect it.

I think that means you've won [MENTION=19]Icy Gull[/MENTION] :)
 


Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
After some Googling, I discovered that the first people on earth lived in Africa. Therefore, I conclude that they were copulating well before Italy had even heard of doing it. The Italian is a bare-face liar and should get his facts right before boasting about something he knows nothing about.

A lying Italian and you are surprised!
 



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