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[Misc] What type of Jeans are you?

What type of Jean are you?


  • Total voters
    105
  • Poll closed .


METALMICKY

Well-known member
Jan 30, 2004
5,935
Always buy Straight so assume that's Regular on this list.

It is a bit concerning seeing the number of slightly and very overweight men in their 30's and 40's wearing Skinny jeans at the moment. It really is not a good look.

This!!!!!! And even worse when they team them with no socks and slip on loafers.
 


Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
59,198
The Fatherland
We have a significant number of supporters going for...I think they are called the 'yoof'.

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It’s not the holes which are the issue, more the thighs. You need to be slim to get away with those strides.
 




Two Professors

Two Mad Professors
Jul 13, 2009
7,617
Multicultural Brum
Garcia regular the most comfy for my advanced years body.
 


Rogero

Well-known member
Aug 4, 2010
5,711
Shoreham
For years I bought regular but they were baggy in the bum. So a few months ago I tried straight and they are so much better. So straight are not regular and not slim. So for this vote I went for other. I am 34 waist and 30 leg with a zip fly as I cannot mess about with buttons.
 




Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
27,135
Uwantsumorwat
I’ve the upper body of a Greek god , sadly below the waist I have 2 bits of string for legs and a non existent arse so jeans are very difficult to find in my size, if I tap in arseless jeans in the search option on Ebay I’m usually directed to the leather and pvc section , I’ve nothing against this form of attire but not a good look in the garden mowing the lawn ect , so I tend to buy those stretchy skinny jeans now and always sit down when I can to avoid people pointing at my lower body deficiencies.
 


Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
49,989
Goldstone






Coldeanseagull

Opinionated
Mar 13, 2013
7,716
Coldean
I’ve the upper body of a Greek god , sadly below the waist I have 2 bits of string for legs and a non existent arse so jeans are very difficult to find in my size, if I tap in arseless jeans in the search option on Ebay I’m usually directed to the leather and pvc section , I’ve nothing against this form of attire but not a good look in the garden mowing the lawn ect , so I tend to buy those stretchy skinny jeans now and always sit down when I can to avoid people pointing at my lower body deficiencies.

I too have the upper body of a revered figure, worshipped by man.....sadly, it's Hotei!!!!:down:
 


The Clamp

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jan 11, 2016
24,289
West is BEST
I cannot abide jeans. It's a trouser or a cargo pant for me. I cannot recall the last time I put jeans on, ghastly things.
 










Feb 23, 2009
22,840
Brighton factually.....

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I’ve the upper body of a Greek god , sadly below the waist I have 2 bits of string for legs and a non existent arse so jeans are very difficult to find in my size, if I tap in arseless jeans in the search option on Ebay I’m usually directed to the leather and pvc section , I’ve nothing against this form of attire but not a good look in the garden mowing the lawn ect , so I tend to buy those stretchy skinny jeans now and always sit down when I can to avoid people pointing at my lower body deficiencies.

Do some squats then chicken legs
 




dingodan

New member
Feb 16, 2011
10,080
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It's a hard life, but I get by.
 




Pudos

Active member
Aug 18, 2015
131
Matalan. 6.99 and make sure the crease is ironed straight down the front, before every wear. Image is everything
 



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