[News] The Lampards have lost the plot!

Tony Towner's Fridge

Well-known member

Aug 22, 2003

5,384

GLASGOW,SCOTLAND,UK

• Sep 21, 2018

• #1

Congratulations on their new arrival......

BUT!

With normal names like:

Ping
Pong
Walt
Boo
Jenga
Monopoly
IPA

to choose from, they have gone totally left-field with

Patricia Charlotte

Utter disgrace them giving the kid a weirdo label at such an early age...


TNBA

TTF (aka Moonstation Chocolate Frisbee-Balls)

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,877

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Sep 21, 2018

• #2

They could have considered Peaches, or Moon Unit, but no. Because they're celebrities, they think they have to be different. Patricia Charlotte? I despair.

 

Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm

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Jul 21, 2003

19,844

Playing snooker

• Sep 21, 2018

• #3

Should have called her Tai Belle

 

Goldstone1976

We Got Calde in!!

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Apr 30, 2013

13,783

Herts

• Sep 21, 2018

• #4

Very PC. Typical of Lampard.

 

B

BensGrandad

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Jul 13, 2003

72,015

Haywards Heath

• Sep 21, 2018

• #5

How unusual for somebody to name their daughter after their mother who would have been the child's grandmother.

As stated her name is P C Lampard

 

pastafarian

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Sep 4, 2011

11,902

Sussex

• Sep 21, 2018

• #6

 

LamieRobertson

Not awoke

Feb 3, 2008

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SHOREHAM BY SEA

• Sep 21, 2018

• #7

Given Franks recent indiscretions I'm surprised its not been called Red

 

Petunia

Living the dream

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May 8, 2013

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Downunder

• Sep 22, 2018

• #8

LamieRobertson said:

Given Franks recent indiscretions I'm surprised its not been called Red

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OMG! He had an affair with Mick Hucknell........??