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[Help] OT Cat Shit
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father_and_son
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Definitely cat then!
Yes Chef
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Palace, it'll end up in the half time pies
Mr Putdown
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The difference between dog and cat crap being left in inappropriate places is that a large proportion of dog owners do pick their pets shit up, whereas I’ve never known a cat owner do the same.
When I lived in Hartfield my only neighbour had 5 cats, all of which used my veg garden as a litter tray. My genuine offer of a pack of industrial poo bags, a box of latex gloves and a key to my side gate was greeted with a look of utter disbelief. She was disgusted at the thought, saying she’d tried a litter tray with her first cat but the smell made her heave.
But she was fine with them shitting where I was growing food for my family, or the fact that the stench made me heave as well when I generally picked up 5 cat shits a day from soil I’d spent a crazy amount of time improving.
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Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
I don't think we would get on well.... you stay in your bunker and I'll bury my crap where-ever. When a cat needs to go..... etc
surlyseagull
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- Aug 23, 2008
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The fact my fkin taxes go for paying councils to employ people and buy equipment vehicles fuel etc to collect the said shit that is picked up and put in bins pisses me off ... perhaps the dog owners should take the shit home and bury it in their gardens instead of landfill.
banjo
GOSBTS
You need a good Chinese restaurant near you but, it won’t ckear up the shit, but the number of cats will go down.
Wardy's twin
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- Oct 21, 2014
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depending on your environment I guess it could be Fox or Badger. Fox is more like Dog poo but they are more inventive where they do it. Badger poo is more runny and smelly.
Normal Rob
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Sussex Nomad
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Ha! Idiot
Sussex Nomad
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I'm sure cats and cats owners hate you to. Idiot.
Tyrone Biggums
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Adopt a few Greyhounds as pets, just make sure you ask for the most non cat friendly ones they have.
From personal experience with my pet Greys it ends two ways. Either the cats get the idea not to come into that yard or if they continue too they never make it out of the yard alive.
From personal experience with my pet Greys it ends two ways. Either the cats get the idea not to come into that yard or if they continue too they never make it out of the yard alive.
Tokyohands
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What's your Mrs like? Is she toilet trained and might it be worth keeping her out in the garden?
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Top bantz
Raleigh Chopper
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Dog shit will hold a lolly stick really well, whereas cat shit doesn't.
Top Tip - cat owners.
Save money on expensive cat carriers by tying it's tail to one of its hind legs thus creating a handy carrying loop.
GT49er
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Poppycock!
This is fake news - more suitable for the Brexit thread.....
Both sides could use it - "If you vote to leave, cats will start shitting on your lawns"/"If you vote remain, cats will never stop shitting on your lawn".
Although actually, come to think of it, the second of those statements is true!
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