[Help] OT Cat Shit

darkwolf666 · Sep 11, 2018

Icy Gull said:
I have one, it works a treat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InNtUFNa7bo

We have two of these and our garden has been shit free for a couple of months now. Took a couple of weeks for the effect to take hold, but keeps next doors buggers off my borders. Having said that it doesn't stop them coming in my garden but at least they don't leave any deposits :shit:

surlyseagull · Sep 11, 2018

SAC said:
We have way more problems with foxes shitting in our garden than cats. The foxes like to shit anywhere, on the grass or on the path, whilst cats tend to shit in the flower beds.

We have way more problems with treading in fkin dog shite when out walking .
And whats with this hanging the pi***ing dog shite bags on a bloody tree ffs is the dog sh*t fairy going to come and collect it .
Just thought I`d add me two peneth …..sorry

btnbelle · Sep 11, 2018

I have had the same problem in previous years.

This year though I have used Evergreen weed and feed. I have applied it on two separate occasions and both times for a 2 month period after application, no cat poo. They seem to know when the two months are up though and you are only really supposed to use it twice a year.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00J086...t=&hvlocphy=9045812&hvtargid=pla-437603853327

A friend of mine had the same result.

dazzer6666 · Sep 11, 2018

happypig said:
Put down cat food. Catch cat. Drive cat to an away game. Release cat.

If you are a good fan you could get rid of 18 cats per season.

Which away game would you not take a cat to ?

AmexRuislip · Sep 11, 2018

PoG said:
I am fed up of having to clean cat shit from my garden, I have enough shit to deal with without having to clean up after other peoples cats. I have three young kids, the eldest knows better but my 20 month year old twins are none the wiser to going near it.

Has any one successfully prevented cats from shitting in their gardens, if so how?

Yes, do what we do, have a house cat

Cheshire Cat · Sep 11, 2018

Lion shit

PoG said:
I am fed up of having to clean cat shit from my garden, I have enough shit to deal with without having to clean up after other peoples cats. I have three young kids, the eldest knows better but my 20 month year old twins are none the wiser to going near it.

Has any one successfully prevented cats from shitting in their gardens, if so how?

Raleigh Chopper · Sep 11, 2018

Cats stopped shitting in my garden since I purchased a Honey Badger that is kept on a long chain.

The Brighton Bear · Sep 11, 2018

Have you tried turning the shitting cat round and then round again?

Raleigh Chopper · Sep 11, 2018

Marshy said:
I thought leaving used tea bags was a trick... could be bollox mind

I would rather let cats shit in my garden than offer them my tea bags, rough toungues and all that.

sully · Sep 11, 2018

father_and_son said:
Pepper... scatter pepper over your lawn and when they put their arse on the grass they suffer with an uncomfortable itch for a while after. Doesn't take long for them to shit elsewhere.

Cats shit in soft earth, not on lawns.

The only time I’ve found cat shit on the lawn was when it has snowed.

father_and_son · Sep 11, 2018

sully said:
Cats shit in soft earth, not on lawns.

The only time I’ve found cat shit on the lawn was when it has snowed.

Not sure what I had cr@pping on my lawn then!

What does hedgehog sh1t look like?

AZ Gull · Sep 11, 2018

DavidRyder said:
I was looking for a cat deterent at the weekend, but for a different reason. We have a bird table etc and like to attract birds in to the garden. But we have a couple of cats that sit under a certain tree undercover, ....

Do they disguise themselves as seagulls or something? :shrug:

Wardy's twin · Sep 11, 2018

father_and_son said:
Not sure what I had cr@pping on my lawn then!

What does hedgehog sh1t look like?

black, fairly small an inch by quarter cyclinder. Usually hard..

dazzer6666 · Sep 11, 2018

sully said:
Cats shit in soft earth, not on lawns.

The only time I’ve found cat shit on the lawn was when it has snowed.

....or not been cut for weeks. Ahem.

AmexRuislip · Sep 11, 2018

Normal Rob said:
I hate cats, and i hate cat owners. Cat shit in people gardens is a constant, disgusting problem and all you ever get from cat owners is 'but we cant change it, it's their nature'. Well keep the feckers indoors and keep their foul stinking shit in your own house and not messing up the living areas of others. Keep the vile disease spreading filth in you own space!

Why should non-cat owners have to put up with it, or why should we fork out money to try (in vain) to keep the stinking shit out of our gardens. At the very least you could at least pay for repellers that you expect us all to be happy to use because of your rancid creatures. Cat shit is seriously dangerous, especially to young kids. But it's not your problem is it!!! No, of course it's not you selfish ********!

What about dog shit, that's left lying about by their owners, not really just cat shit that is dangerous.
Or are you just one of those know it all people that shout their gob off, and no one is really listening?

dazzer6666 · Sep 11, 2018

AmexRuislip said:
What about dog shit, that's left lying about by their owners, not really just cat shit that is dangerous.
Or are you just one of those know it all people that shout their gob off, and no one is really listening?

Cat poop is worse though isn’t it ? Can cause toxoplasmosis......dog shit can’t as far as I aware ?

AmexRuislip · Sep 11, 2018

dazzer6666 said:
Cat poop is worse though isn’t it ? Can cause toxoplasmosis......dog shit can’t as far as I aware ?

TBH, I don't really know, but when we clear out cat doo doo away, it's gloves and triple bagged, dumped in bin, hands washed thoroughly.

PoG · Sep 11, 2018

sully said:
Cats shit in soft earth, not on lawns.

The only time I’ve found cat shit on the lawn was when it has snowed.

I'm not convinced. 100% is cat shit on the lawn, that is unless foxes can scale 6ft walls? The large fur ball also deposited points to it being cats.

portslade seagull · Sep 11, 2018

SAC said:
We have way more problems with foxes shitting in our garden than cats. The foxes like to shit anywhere, on the grass or on the path, whilst cats tend to shit in the flower beds.

Yep we have foxes as well which crap in the grass and it stinks. I wonder if they are more culpable here

Knocky's Nose · Sep 11, 2018

If it's fox shit, do NOT get a dog....

Ours seems to think fox shit is the height of fashion and wears it at every available opportunity. Face plant, roll left, roll right, face plant, somersault, one more roll for luck. Smelly little fecker.

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