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Stat Brother

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
73,640
West west west Sussex
The worst song EVER




I mean it - EVER.

There has never been music written, placed on wax cylinder, gramophone, cassette, midi disc, tape, compact disc or on-line that is even close to being as bad is this steaming pile of shithouseary.
 




GT49er

GT49er

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Feb 1, 2009
46,702
Gloucester
lawros left foot said:
I love a story song, and, as it’s a boring International week, and Palace are in between embarrassing faux pas at the moment, the 2 above are belters.

Obviously, the cheesier the better.
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Story songs - yes, one of my favourite genres, and some of the top songs ever written. But cheesy - no way!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yw2yKNLEPc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrAyNn0PtJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L70qVunymj4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMCBOXTPOVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kEDa6bXnA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvBAKG1ejhQ

.....and so many more
 


lawros left foot

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969
Jun 11, 2011
13,703
Worthing
Stat Brother said:
The worst song EVER




I mean it - EVER.

There has never been music written, placed on wax cylinder, gramophone, cassette, midi disc, tape, compact disc or on-line that is even close to being as bad is this steaming pile of shithouseary.
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Not to your taste then?

I must admit, when she starts banging on about,” I am the flower, you are the seed” I’d have been legging it out the door.
 










Weststander

Weststander

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Aug 25, 2011
63,875
Withdean area
Stat Brother said:
The worst song EVER




I mean it - EVER.

There has never been music written, placed on wax cylinder, gramophone, cassette, midi disc, tape, compact disc or on-line that is even close to being as bad is this steaming pile of shithouseary.
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With this.



Even my young kids, with no prompting, used to mock this when it came on the radio, due to its embarrassing lyrics stuck on repeat. 46 million views by the illiterate!
 






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For pure cheese, Elvis and “old Shep”!!
For more cheeee, What was the one about playing violin with the devil?
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,858
Faversham


FamilyGuy

FamilyGuy

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Jul 8, 2003
2,381
Crawley




FamilyGuy

FamilyGuy

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Jul 8, 2003
2,381
Crawley
Waterloo Sunset

Excerpt from a teenage opera

Granny takes a trip

………………… (I cant do links)
 




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