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[Humour] Joke du Jour



Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Shamelessly copied and pasted

While riding my motorcycle, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with my motorbike, I guess."
 


Dick Swiveller

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2011
9,142
Given there was no mention of a pinion passenger or sidecar, was his wife a drunk living in a ditch? And why didn't the nurse check for concussion?

More like tragedy du jour.
 




skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
Amazing. This appears to have happened to some one on virtually every Biker site on Facebook.
 


















Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
NSC Patreon
Apr 5, 2014
23,381
Nurse should be prosecuted. Willfully leaving a victim of an accident.

She knew your wife was there. She was telling fibs.
 








Shropshire Seagull

Well-known member
Nov 5, 2004
8,477
Telford
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

Suggests you were NOT wearing a crash helmet - that's illegal !!
Also suggests you took a bang to the head and dreamt the whole thing up - there was no busty nurse ....

This is a no-joke !
 



















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