[Humour] Joke du Jour

Dick Head · Aug 16, 2018

What's got eight legs and flies?

Four pairs of trousers.

Brovion · Aug 16, 2018

What if they're tracksuit bottoms?

Is it PotG? · Aug 16, 2018

2 elephants in a jumbo jet?

Thunder Bolt · Aug 16, 2018

Many ladies' trousers don't have flies.

Dick Head · Aug 16, 2018

Brovion said:
What if they're tracksuit bottoms?

Thunder Bolt said:
Many ladies' trousers don't have flies.

Okay, so there are non airborne varieties.

SUA Seagull · Aug 16, 2018

Dick Head said:
What's got eight legs and flies?

An octopus with a personal hygiene problem?

Easy 10 · Aug 16, 2018

Why couldn't the blind man see his friends ?

Because he was married.

Eeyore · Aug 16, 2018

Not all trousers have flies. Where the trousers checked before this joke was made?

Superphil · Aug 16, 2018

A dead spider

Wellesley · Aug 16, 2018

Four girls from Croydon.

The Sock of Poskett · Aug 16, 2018

A large dining table in a hurricane

Gazwag · Aug 16, 2018

Easy 10 said:
Why couldn't the blind man see his friends ?

Because he was married.

Could he not sneak away earlier one day after measuring up for a quick OJ in the pub with his friends

Jack Straw · Aug 16, 2018

Dick Head said:
What's got eight legs and flies?

A dyslexic fidgeting seashell?

B-right-on · Aug 16, 2018

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.....

el punal · Aug 16, 2018

Thunder Bolt said:
Many ladies' trousers don't have flies.

They do if they’re smelly.

del strangefish · Aug 16, 2018

Octoturd

Pintos · Aug 16, 2018

spiderpants

Herr Tubthumper · Aug 16, 2018

SUA Seagull said:
An octopus with a personal hygiene problem?

They’re tentacles not legs.

METALMICKY · Aug 16, 2018

I once double dated a couple of anorexic girls..........two birds one stone