Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
Yesterday, I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.
It was bread in captivity.
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Withdean11
Well-known member
What Zoo was it? i'd be surprised if they were feeding their animals baguettes.
Cadiz Seagull
Grey bearded old man
The bars would need to be bloody close together
I see holes in this story already. Any sensible baguette would use its loaf and slip through the bars of the cage 
KZNSeagull
Well-known member
This is rather a stale joke.
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
- 4,988
ooh crumbs!
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
- 4,988
Knead more of these
skipper734
Registered ruffian
Probably a French Zoo. Maybe Jacks on holiday.
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
Was the baguette sliced medium or thick, so that it could fit through the bars?
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Was said cage outdoors and exposed to the elements?
If that is the case, avoid rain, or nothing but a squidgy mess will remain.
If that is the case, avoid rain, or nothing but a squidgy mess will remain.
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
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- #13
No. Cobden Road!
Worried Man Blues
Well-known member
Roll on tomorrow
RandyWanger
Je suis rôti de boeuf
I’m going to go against the grain here and say this was funny.
- Apr 5, 2014
- 23,513
There isn't a zoo in Cobden Road.
I suspect that what you saw was a stale baguette that had been thrown over the fencing that Southern Water have placed across the patch of grass below the reservoir area.
Maybe there was cat running around behind it.
phoenix
Well-known member
- May 18, 2009
- 2,605
I see holes in this story already. Any sensible baguette would use its loaf and slip through the bars of the cage
Them bars are really sharp, he might have been sliced !
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
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You're right. It was Baker Street. I need to get out more. I stay in forfars too much.
driller
my life my word
At yeast you admit it