[Travel] The Great British rip-off - Summer 2018

timbha said:

How much is it to park at Cheddar Gorge and Lands End now?

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timbha said:

Watford FC on Saturday advertised soft drinks at £2.50 but till would only accept £2.80!!

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Bry Nylon said:

Where have you been this summer that has offered appalling value for money or just downright terrible customer service, or even more spectacular - both, all at the same time? Where would you warn fellow NSCers to avoid at all costs?

My nomination is the Cracker Barrel - a restaurant in Lynton, north Devon. We visited for lunch last Saturday as it looked appealing enough from the outside but the service was utterly incompetent and the woman in charge topped this by managing to be incompetent and rude and indifferent. Both of my children's food orders came wrong (and they weren't complicated! A plain cheese baguette for one and a 'kid's meal' as advertised for the other), whilst my crab and prawn salad was tragic. It cost £14 and I ate one mouthful and left the rest. Freezing cold, tasteless prawns and crab stuff that tasted like it had been scooped from a catering-sized Shipham's paste tub from a Booker's cash and carry. We had to pay on ordering so I couldn't be arsed with arguing for a refund and spoiling a long weekend away, so after Mrs Nylon had finished her jacket potato (which she said was ok) we left. On exiting, the children asked if they could have an ice-cream cone each. I was loathe to spend any more money in this place, but it is hardly the kid's fault, so they each chose an ice-cream. When I went to pay, (£4.80) the incompetent, rude and indifferent mangeress told me no 'contactless' payments under £5! I told her I'd just paid fifty quid for the worst lunch I could remember and she just shrugged.

Luckily, loads of alternative places in Lynton to buy ice creams (which is what we did) and to buy lunch (which is what I recommend you should do) if you are ever there. Avoid this place.

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Harry Wilson's tackle said:

Evening squire. We are staying near Parracombe which is a few miles west of you. Funnily enough we stopped off for a meal yesterday a little way East of Lynton at an idyllic spot with a ford. But the pub was idiotic. Friendly enough (Welsh) woman behind the bar (all tits, tats and 'my lovely'), but the food was 'finished now'. We had a small beer and some crisps. Then at five to six the goofy bloke in co-charge (toy boy) came out to say that if it was alright we're closing at six and basically can you move from your table on the lawn as we want to tidy up, but if you want to stay where you are, that's actually OK'

WT actual F?

When we were leaving soon after, I went for a quick wee. Only a cubicle, no urinals. It had a floater. The flush didn't work. It took me back to the time I foolishly tried to go for a piss in the lavs under the clock tower in the early 1970s. At least, this time, I wasn't chased through the sea of piss by a roaring drunken paedosexualist.

**** me. Is north Devon actually war-torn Bosnia?

No it isn't, and most of it seems lovely, but some folk here are absolutely stealing a living. Stealing.

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The Clamp said:

Just read your follow up steak pasty post. Now have an image of you "hangry" , stalking around Lynton desperate for food! I do it all the time and the hungrier I get the worse I am at making food decisions and invariably end up having Mrs TC getting me a crappy sandwich from Boots just to silence me!

As an aside I have some land and a small place down in Nancledra, near Penzance and St Ives. Penzance is insane in the summer. I know of people that come down from all over the country just to beg there. St Ives is a nicer option I think.

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Bry Nylon said:

Don't know about Land's End, but Cheddar Gorge is £5 flat rate whether it is for 30 minutes, 1hr or until 5pm. - cash only - obviously

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Harry Wilson's tackle said:

We joined the National Trust and have access to countess castles and the like (for when its raining) and free parking at some of the best beaches (such as Grunta). Highly recommended. A bit like being a 'member' of Amex in th 70s.

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Bry Nylon said:

I fully agree with every you say and hate myself for not kicking up a right fuss, but when I have my children with me I tend to put stuff like this down to experience, vow to never go back and get on with giving them a great day and some happy memories. But, yes - I agree, on this ocassion I am part of the problem.

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Bry Nylon said:

We are NT members. Went to Dunster Castle Friday, which is a NT property and close to Minehead. Well worth a visit if you haven't been.

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Harry Wilson's tackle said:

Ha! We went there too. Yesterday. Spooky. Did you try on the hats and take lots of amusing photos?

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clapham_gull said:

Something possessed me to eat a bacon roll from Jamie Olivers at Gatwick.

It was so bad, not only did they refund me they took the rest off sale.

You have been warned.

( lesson learned: NEVER eat at an airport )

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Harry Wilson's tackle said:

Evening squire. We are staying near Parracombe which is a few miles west of you. Funnily enough we stopped off for a meal yesterday a little way East of Lynton at an idyllic spot with a ford. But the pub was idiotic. Friendly enough (Welsh) woman behind the bar (all tits, tats and 'my lovely'), but the food was 'finished now'. We had a small beer and some crisps. Then at five to six the goofy bloke in co-charge (toy boy) came out to say that if it was alright we're closing at six and basically can you move from your table on the lawn as we want to tidy up, but if you want to stay where you are, that's actually OK'

WT actual F?

When we were leaving soon after, I went for a quick wee. Only a cubicle, no urinals. It had a floater. The flush didn't work. It took me back to the time I foolishly tried to go for a piss in the lavs under the clock tower in the early 1970s. At least, this time, I wasn't chased through the sea of piss by a roaring drunken paedosexualist.

**** me. Is north Devon actually war-torn Bosnia?

No it isn't, and most of it seems lovely, but some folk here are absolutely stealing a living. Stealing.

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Bry Nylon said:

We are NT members. Went to Dunster Castle Friday, which is a NT property and close to Minehead. Well worth a visit if you haven't been.

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Triggaaar said:

The cake shop at the bottom of George St in Hove.

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Raleigh Chopper said:

Teignmouth last weekend.
Soft drink cans £1
Can of coke please
That'll be £1.50
It says £1
Sugar tax
Bloody advertise it at £1.50 then.
Storms off, thirsty.

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Bry Nylon said:

Where have you been this summer that has offered appalling value for money or just downright terrible customer service, or even more spectacular - both, all at the same time? Where would you warn fellow NSCers to avoid at all costs?

My nomination is the Cracker Barrel - a restaurant in Lynton, north Devon. We visited for lunch last Saturday as it looked appealing enough from the outside but the service was utterly incompetent and the woman in charge topped this by managing to be incompetent and rude and indifferent. Both of my children's food orders came wrong (and they weren't complicated! A plain cheese baguette for one and a 'kid's meal' as advertised for the other), whilst my crab and prawn salad was tragic. It cost £14 and I ate one mouthful and left the rest. Freezing cold, tasteless prawns and crab stuff that tasted like it had been scooped from a catering-sized Shipham's paste tub from a Booker's cash and carry. We had to pay on ordering so I couldn't be arsed with arguing for a refund and spoiling a long weekend away, so after Mrs Nylon had finished her jacket potato (which she said was ok) we left. On exiting, the children asked if they could have an ice-cream cone each. I was loathe to spend any more money in this place, but it is hardly the kid's fault, so they each chose an ice-cream. When I went to pay, (£4.80) the incompetent, rude and indifferent mangeress told me no 'contactless' payments under £5! I told her I'd just paid fifty quid for the worst lunch I could remember and she just shrugged.

Luckily, loads of alternative places in Lynton to buy ice creams (which is what we did) and to buy lunch (which is what I recommend you should do) if you are ever there. Avoid this place.

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Bry Nylon said:

Where have you been this summer that has offered appalling value for money or just downright terrible customer service, or even more spectacular - both, all at the same time? Where would you warn fellow NSCers to avoid at all costs?

My nomination is the Cracker Barrel - a restaurant in Lynton, north Devon. We visited for lunch last Saturday as it looked appealing enough from the outside but the service was utterly incompetent and the woman in charge topped this by managing to be incompetent and rude and indifferent. Both of my children's food orders came wrong (and they weren't complicated! A plain cheese baguette for one and a 'kid's meal' as advertised for the other), whilst my crab and prawn salad was tragic. It cost £14 and I ate one mouthful and left the rest. Freezing cold, tasteless prawns and crab stuff that tasted like it had been scooped from a catering-sized Shipham's paste tub from a Booker's cash and carry. We had to pay on ordering so I couldn't be arsed with arguing for a refund and spoiling a long weekend away, so after Mrs Nylon had finished her jacket potato (which she said was ok) we left. On exiting, the children asked if they could have an ice-cream cone each. I was loathe to spend any more money in this place, but it is hardly the kid's fault, so they each chose an ice-cream. When I went to pay, (£4.80) the incompetent, rude and indifferent mangeress told me no 'contactless' payments under £5! I told her I'd just paid fifty quid for the worst lunch I could remember and she just shrugged.

Luckily, loads of alternative places in Lynton to buy ice creams (which is what we did) and to buy lunch (which is what I recommend you should do) if you are ever there. Avoid this place.

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