Bevendean Hillbilly
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Obviously OB will have to prove he was trying to commit a terrorist attack. I would just claim I had it in for cyclists rather than the infidel crusaders in parliament.
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[Football] Incident London
- Thread starter doogie004
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Obviously OB will have to prove he was trying to commit a terrorist attack. I would just claim I had it in for cyclists rather than the infidel crusaders in parliament.
Certainly what a good lawyer would suggest.
- Apr 5, 2014
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He'll be okay as he didn't PUNCH him.
GT49er
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Maybe one of them hit his wing mirror the other day?
...or try to kick them off their bikes...
I work just across the river....
I think that taking the piss is the very best response.
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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No way. You've overlooked that chap who drove into the front doors of Glasgow Airport and got a kicking from the local workers having a fag break.
Bevendean Hillbilly
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That was a bunch of Doctors and Medical students I recall. There was a great god pop with one of the ground crew guys who laid into them and pretty much single handedly beat the lot of them to a pulp. Was the joined by some fat woman who was queuing at check in too?
Clearly ISIS would be defeated immediately if you dropped 50 residents of the gorbals in with a container full of Spesh and Buckfast.
alfredmizen
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Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Superb stuff when the Scotch public goes full Batman: Alex McIlveen told a BBC documentary in 2008: "I was pure daft because I gave him a kick in the crotch.
"He didnae flinch. He didnae move nor nothing. I gave him a good kick as well."
McIlveen tore a tendon in his foot when he kicked Ahmed in the groin.
Razzoo
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Proper "4 Lions" ineptitude by this dickhead thankfully
Withdean11
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He is not one of the 23,000 known jihadists in Britain. Makes you wonder how many are here that we do not know about.
Bladders
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How many more times someone going to trot this old chestnut out
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Bevendean Hillbilly
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I wonder if he’s been on to “injury lawyers 4 you”
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GT49er
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In that particular case I wouldn't begrudge him compensation!
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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A jihadi terrorist aflame, no less. Quite literally "Great Balls of Fire".
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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According to Boris Johnson, some of them are disguised as letterboxes.
Bevendean Hillbilly
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Agreed. The bloke deserves a knighthood. He has single handedly done more to combat Islamist terror than most of the civil service / hairdressers/ PR consultants who clean up on the gongs every year
The Kid Frankie
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- Sep 5, 2012
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I stand corrected. That one was a very special kind of stupid.