[Football] Newcastle fan banned for aggresive penis shaking .

carlzeiss

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May 19, 2009

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Amazonia

• Aug 12, 2018

• #1

Must remember not to try this

Football coach who shook penis aggressively at opposition is banned from matches

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/11/foot...gressively-opposition-banned-matches-7827268/

 

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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Ruislip

• Aug 12, 2018

• #2

Dance to the daddy, sing to the mammy
Thou shall have a flashy, when the scrote comes in..........

(Older TV fans will know this )

 

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The Antikythera Mechanism

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Aug 7, 2003

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• Aug 12, 2018

• #3

Bet he couldn’t do it in January, it’d be like a walnut whip!

 

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

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LOONEY BIN

• Aug 12, 2018

• #4

I'll be shaking MINE at Mourinho next WEEK

 

Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003

30,565

• Aug 12, 2018

• #5

Was this just willy - waggling or an anti - semitic gesture, foreskin - wise?

 

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle

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Faversham

• Aug 12, 2018

• #6

Pavilionaire said:

Was this just willy - waggling or an anti - semitic gesture, foreskin - wise?

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We'll never know....

Sounds like innocent bantz to me.

I'm sure we have all done this one or twice

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Aug 12, 2018

• #7

Prick Ashley........

 

dingodan

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Feb 16, 2011

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• Aug 12, 2018

• #8

I hear crabs may have been an aggravating factor.

Hopefully this experience will teach him to shake his penis a little less aggressively in future.

 

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redoubtable seagull

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Oct 27, 2004

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• Aug 12, 2018

• #9

AmexRuislip said:

Dance to the daddy, sing to the mammy
Thou shall have a flashy, when the scrote comes in..........

(Older TV fans will know this )

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I don’t remember hearing your version!

 

banjo

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Oct 25, 2011

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Deep south

• Aug 12, 2018

• #10

I’ll paint mine blue and white, and wrap it round my neck. No one will ever know.

 

studio150

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Jul 30, 2011

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On the Border

• Aug 12, 2018

• #11

What a dick

 

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?

Jul 28, 2003

17,071

• Aug 12, 2018

• #12

studio150 said:

What a dick

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That’s the long and the short of the story...

 

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?

Jul 28, 2003

17,071

• Aug 12, 2018

• #13

Whatever you think, you’ve got have some BALLS to do this

 

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Poyningsgull

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• Aug 12, 2018

• #14

Ernest said:

I'll be shaking MINE at Mourinho next WEEK

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Unless the cameras are on full zoom in super HD then no one will notice

 

el punal

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Aug 29, 2012

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Aug 12, 2018

• #15

Was he auditioning to be the new Spurs mascot?

P.S. Think about that one!

 

Don Tmatter

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Jul 7, 2003

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dont matter

• Aug 12, 2018

• #16

End of him coaching youngsters now I would think,

 

Driver8

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• Aug 12, 2018

• #17

Don Tmatter said:

End of him coaching youngsters now I would think,

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He could probably get a job at Crewe.

 

OzMike

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Perth Australia

• Aug 13, 2018

• #18

banjo said:

I’ll paint mine blue and white, and wrap it round my neck. No one will ever know.

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Till we score a goal.

 

el punal

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Aug 13, 2018

• #19

carlzeiss said:

Must remember not to try this

Football coach who shook penis aggressively at opposition is banned from matches

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/11/foot...gressively-opposition-banned-matches-7827268/

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Must be some sort of tosser to do that.

 

alfredmizen

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Mar 11, 2015

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• Aug 13, 2018

• #20

makes a change from standing there shirtless during midweek game in january.