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[Albion] What exactly is 'The Crystal Palace Project'



TSB

TSB

Captain Hindsight
Jul 7, 2003
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Eagle88 said:
It's actually a project to see how many different multi page threads you can start about our Palace this summer. The Zaha thread which has amassed over 100 pages in under 2 weeks is our personal favourite. Although the Meyer thread is gaining traction too I see.

It's fascinating. We don't have any threads about any of your players on our forums. Not even Gross who is clearly far better than Wilf. Or was that Will Buckley?

Mind the gap now. :tantrum:
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Except that thread saying how good a signing Jahanbakhsh would be...until we signed him, when he became an 'unproven gamble'
 




Blue Valkyrie

Blue Valkyrie

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Eagle88 said:
It's actually a project to see how many different multi page threads you can start about our Palace this summer. The Zaha thread which has amassed over 100 pages in under 2 weeks is our personal favourite. Although the Meyer thread is gaining traction too I see.

It's fascinating. We don't have any threads about any of your players on our forums. Not even Gross who is clearly far better than Wilf. Or was that Will Buckley?

Mind the gap now. :tantrum:
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I have less than zero interest in what threads are, or are not, on your BBS.
 


father_and_son

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Jan 23, 2012
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Eagle88 said:
It's actually a project to see how many different multi page threads you can start about our Palace this summer. The Zaha thread which has amassed over 100 pages in under 2 weeks is our personal favourite. Although the Meyer thread is gaining traction too I see.

It's fascinating. We don't have any threads about any of your players on our forums. Not even Gross who is clearly far better than Wilf. Or was that Will Buckley?

Mind the gap now. :tantrum:
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You do realise they are threads laughing at you? Schadenfreude it may be but watching your car crash of a club skid along on it's arse is funny.
 


B-right-on

B-right-on

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Apr 23, 2015
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Not Andy Naylor said:
Is it a bit like a GCSE Economics project? Probably not, as their grasp of economics doesn't seem to have reached that level.

Perhaps it's a class project that everyone in the dressing room contributes to, and it will all go up on a notice board afterwards. I'd love to see it anyway when it's finished. Will it have pictures cut out of magazines, maybe some graphs, and a bit of creative writing? (as opposed to creative accounting).
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Under 5"s with black hoodies as a uniform
 


Guinness Boy

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Jul 23, 2003
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Swillis said:
Better ground, more fans :lol:

I wouldn't mind a wager about who finishes higher, how much?
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As is traditional in these willy waving contests the winner should be charity and not us.

I’ll start you with a £20 loser pays the REMF bet on who finishes higher this season.

A little twist though. I’m already running Brighton Marathon for REMF. If I complete it in under 4 hours chip time then let’s double it to £40 to be donated to my REMF just giving page in May. Rest of bet conditions the same.

Deal?


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Baldseagull

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Is it a plan for a Giant Greenhouse to replace the one that burned down?
 


Two Professors

Two Professors

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Looks like nobody wanted Wilf,then.

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Swillis

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Guinness Boy said:
As is traditional in these willy waving contests the winner should be charity and not us.

I’ll start you with a £20 loser pays the REMF bet on who finishes higher this season.

A little twist though. I’m already running Brighton Marathon for REMF. If I complete it in under 4 hours chip time then let’s double it to £40 to be donated to my REMF just giving page in May. Rest of bet conditions the same.

Deal?


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Just have a straight £40 bet on who finishes higher. If you win I will donate to remf/your page, if I win I want the money donated to Cancer research.
 




Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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The Crystal Palace Project is a highly ambitious plan to see if £30m striker Christian Benteke can finally get more shots on target than the t-shirt cannon.
 




S

Spicy

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Dec 18, 2003
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London
They're extending the neighbouring Sainsbury's into Selhurst Park and will have checkouts at the turnstiles.
 


Giraffe

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To relegate from Premier League to Conference in four seasons. Never been done. Would be an incredible achievement.
 


Guinness Boy

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Swillis said:
Just have a straight £40 bet on who finishes higher. If you win I will donate to remf/your page, if I win I want the money donated to Cancer research.
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You’re on a Brighton message board and you’ve had my terms. Accept them or deal off.


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Motogull

Motogull

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Sep 16, 2005
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Bullshit and propaganda that only a cockwomble would believe. I don't mean Cheeky Coyote by the way.
 




Guinness Boy

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Swillis said:
What are you on about, if you can't afford £40 just say so.
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Can’t you read English?

If I went on the BBS and offered you lot out for bets I wouldn’t expect to be able to dictate the terms.

The deal is this. If Brighton finish higher than Palace you pay £20 to REMF.

If you finish higher I’ll donate £20.

If I run Brighton Marathon in under 4 hours in 2019 the loser doubles their donation.

I thought you’d know given how much you hang round here like a bad smell but I finished 2016 in 4:00:06 and have since been injured and not competed in it, It’s well documented in NSC.

If you accept those terms I’ll virtually shake on them now. If not f*** off. The 2016 run raised over a bag of sand for REMF and I can afford whatever I want. You’re on my terms here. A simple yes/no will suffice.


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Swillis

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Guinness Boy said:
Can’t you read English?

If I went on the BBS and offered you lot out for bets I wouldn’t expect to be able to dictate the terms.

The deal is this. If Brighton finish higher than Palace you pay £20 to REMF.

If you finish higher I’ll donate £20.

If I run Brighton Marathon in under 4 hours in 2019 the loser doubles their donation.

I thought you’d know given how much you hang round here like a bad smell but I finished 2016 in 4:00:06 and have since been injured and not competed in it, It’s well documented in NSC.

If you accept those terms I’ll virtually shake on them now. If not f*** off. The 2016 run raised over a bag of sand for REMF and I can afford whatever I want. You’re on my terms here. A simple yes/no will suffice.


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No. My chosen charity is not REMF, its Cancer research. Couldn't care less about what you ran or how you ran it.
 




Guinness Boy

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Swillis said:
No. My chosen charity is not REMF, its Cancer research. Couldn't care less about what you ran or how you ran it.
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No bet then. Sounds like you’re scared. If you bring this up at the end of the season I’ve got screen shots. :kiss:


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Swillis

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Guinness Boy said:
No bet then. Sounds like you’re scared. If you bring this up at the end of the season I’ve got screen shots. :kiss:


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How am I scared. I will have £500 quid with you if you like. But if I win the money goes to Cancer research, if not so be it.
 


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