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Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
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Faversham
Oh yeah, a bloke at work, PhD graduate was born in London to Indian parents who though that Ford Prefect.....no, if only. They thought that a cracking name for their lad would be.......Pratish.

We have tried saying 'Prateeeesh' till we are blue in the face, but....:shootself
 


Petunia

Living the dream
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May 8, 2013
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Downunder
A friend’s relative called their son Aston. Their surname was Martin.

At school I had a teacher called Miss Almond. Her first name was Hazel.

:facepalm:
 


LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
A friend’s relative called their son Aston. Their surname was Martin.

At school I had a teacher called Miss Almond. Her first name was Hazel.

:facepalm:
Hazel Almond sounds almost Bond girlish. Great name.
 








Algernon

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Sep 9, 2012
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Newmarket.
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GT49er

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Feb 1, 2009
46,466
Gloucester
A friend’s relative called their son Aston. Their surname was Martin.

At school I had a teacher called Miss Almond. Her first name was Hazel.
At infants school one of my daughters had a teacher called miss McKenzie. At about the same time Busted had a hit with 'That's \What I Go to School for' about a teacher called Miss McKenzie.......

I don't know if they knew my daughter's Miss McKenzie or not, but I'd have certainly gone to 3C and beyond with her!
 








LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
At infants school one of my daughters had a teacher called miss McKenzie. At about the same time Busted had a hit with 'That's \What I Go to School for' about a teacher called Miss McKenzie.......

I don't know if they knew my daughter's Miss McKenzie or not, but I'd have certainly gone to 3C and beyond with her!
"I know that she craves me"
 








indy3050

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Jun 22, 2011
1,298
Two that I’ll always remember

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Number 16 Bus Shelter

Genuine!
 










Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
69,869
My first landlord in Brighton had a mate who was a Pink Floyd roadie. He called his daughter Parody Tralala.

Round about the same time the Argus reported that the local registrar had refused a couple who wanted to call their newborn Beelzebub.
 


jakarta

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May 25, 2007
15,616
Sullington
Mrs Jakarta taught at Whitehawk Infants where there was:

Bryan Ryan;

Jason Mason;

and most spectacular of all:

Humphrey Pumphrey.

If still alive the latter must be double hard b*stard after a start in life like that...
 



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