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[Football] The "Where will Zaha go?" Summer 2018 thread



Hugo Rune

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Is Selhurst’s favourite son about to ruin Palace’s pre-season by throwing a strop? It would be more than funny to see Mr Tumble sulking on Palace’s bench come the first few game of the season!
 




Garry Nelson's Left Foot

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Christ.
I can't even decide if they're joking.

**** me they are mental. They can't help but be a laughing stock. It's innate with them, whatever the situation they'll find a way to make the football world laugh their arse off at them. Whether it be groupon, 8 fans at their meet the player shindig, the youtube wannabe ultras, two admins, a succession of ridiculous spiv owners, five years aboard the gravy train and no money to spend, five years on the gravy train and only cladding as ground improvements for the worst stadium in the top two divisions, hiring a manager to completely change the footballing philosophy only to not back him in the transfer market and then sack him after four days, having a dancing prick of a manager, sacking their manager every single season, not being able to spell their name properly, burning their own town down, those ridiculous card 'displays', the light shows, the goal music, the call and response, the shitest kits in England season after season or their unfathomably high opinion of themsleves and every and any player that comes out of their now squalid little academy.

Messi is moving back in midfield so Barca will buy Zaha as his attacking replacement?! ****ing hell.*




*If that quoted post was in fact a 'joke'...who cares? The rest is true!
 






Bozza

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**** me they are mental. They can't help but be a laughing stock. It's innate with them, whatever the situation they'll find a way to make the football world laugh their arse off at them. Whether it be groupon, 8 fans at their meet the player shindig, the youtube wannabe ultras, two admins, a succession of ridiculous spiv owners, five years aboard the gravy train and no money to spend, five years on the gravy train and only cladding as ground improvements for the worst stadium in the top two divisions, hiring a manager to completely change the footballing philosophy only to not back him in the transfer market and then sack him after four days, having a dancing prick of a manager, sacking their manager every single season, not being able to spell their name properly, burning their own town down, those ridiculous card 'displays', the light shows, the goal music, the call and response, the shitest kits in England season after season or their unfathomably high opinion of themsleves and every and any player that comes out of their now squalid little academy.

Yes, yes, but other than that they're OK, right?
 




albionite

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Media today saying that Spurs are out of the running because they're not willing to meet Palace's £70m valuation :)

that will leave dibley unhappy as it ruins his dream move.

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Deportivo Seagull

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Media today saying that Spurs are out of the running because they're not willing to meet Palace's £70m valuation :)

So if no one comes in for him you’ll have a bitter player who has fallen out of love with his club on your books. His value will fall because his form will most likely be affected which won’t bode well for the January transfer window. Situation not helped by the fact that he almost singly handedly kept you up which he obviously doesn’t feel he is being suitably compensated for. TBH, he’s taking the piss with his wage demands but that’s what happens when you throw money around.

You can’t blame spurs as at present he is a one club player after very poor performances for Man U and Cardiff.

He could so go from being your saviour to your doom.

What’s not to like!
 




Easy 10

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**** me they are mental. They can't help but be a laughing stock. It's innate with them, whatever the situation they'll find a way to make the football world laugh their arse off at them. Whether it be groupon, 8 fans at their meet the player shindig, the youtube wannabe ultras, two admins, a succession of ridiculous spiv owners, five years aboard the gravy train and no money to spend, five years on the gravy train and only cladding as ground improvements for the worst stadium in the top two divisions, hiring a manager to completely change the footballing philosophy only to not back him in the transfer market and then sack him after four days, having a dancing prick of a manager, sacking their manager every single season, not being able to spell their name properly, burning their own town down, those ridiculous card 'displays', the light shows, the goal music, the call and response, the shitest kits in England season after season or their unfathomably high opinion of themsleves and every and any player that comes out of their now squalid little academy.

Messi is moving back in midfield so Barca will buy Zaha as his attacking replacement?! ****ing hell.*




*If that quoted post was in fact a 'joke'...who cares? The rest is true!

No joke. Its right there on the Zaha thread where they're all pissing their knickers about losing him.

They're also advocating having a massive transfer splurge this summer IN LIEU of selling him a year down the line, effectively borrowing in advance against his "£80m" valuation :lolol:

You couldn't make it up. Honestly, that board is hilarious.
 




LlcoolJ

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No joke. Its right there on the Zaha thread where they're all pissing their knickers about losing him.

They're also advocating having a massive transfer splurge this summer IN LIEU of selling him a year down the line, effectively borrowing in advance against his "£80m" valuation [emoji38]ol:

You couldn't make it up. Honestly, that board is hilarious.
That's genius. The logic being that in a year's time Real, Barca and PSG will be in a bidding war for Dwayne, bumping up his price to £80m. So in the mean time they might as well spend £80m that they don't have on 2 and 2/3 Bentekes plus associated wages that they can't afford?

I wish they would but even Disney isn't that shit with money.

Where are they suggesting that the money comes from before they get the £80m btw? Or will they just borrow it out of the "ringfenced" £100m that nobody seems to be able to find? [emoji23]
 




Bozza

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Bloody hell. Deluded even by their standards. Messi replacement. Ok mate. :jester::jester:

With Messi on his way down and Mr Tumble's star still ascending, I'd have thought a straight swap would be the most likely outcome, although Barca may need to top the deal up with some cash.
 








driller

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Oct 14, 2006
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The posh bit
I know not about mr tumble but loved this deluded caravaner:

Talking about Phil Foden loan to them

“Think Pep and City could well trust Roy to help develop him.”

Amazing.
 






Weststander

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Parish, Bright and Hodgson are valuing Zaha at a level that means no one will buy him. Very intentional, making him a (well paid) captive. Knowing full well that they have a crap, relegation bound, squad without him.

When players want to leave for a chance of big trophies and huge wages (e.g. Suarez, Lukaku, Coutinho, Walker, Stones), my personal view is that they should be allowed to leave. A career is too short.

Pathetically desparate by Hodgson and co. Shows a complete lack of faith in their recruiting and team spirit.
 




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