Colonel Angus
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Every one of their players is whack; they’ve got poo brain.
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[Football] Reasons we will beat Sweden (in one sentence).
- Thread starter bhaseeer
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Taybha
Whalewhine
Because our Lesbians are real .
Bold Seagull
strong and stable with me, or...
I had a Swedish girlfriend once who lived in Malmo who I met in Maui.
- Jan 3, 2012
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Because we need a World Cup win to take the people's mind off the rubbish that's going on at home - panem et Circenses, or bread and circusses in English.
... and they'll need to be sending out an SOS when they're under attack
Felpham Seagull
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Because Sterlings injured
That made me smile.
On topic: because I got Sweden in the office sweepstake. Mind you, I’ve also got England in another one.
Yes, this is definitely good. When sterling's down, our exports benefit
BrickTamland
Well-known member
The Swedes are very confident about their ability to stop us scoring, slightly arrogant about it actually. I love the country and the people but me and my girlfriend won’t be talking tomorrow (possibly longer depending on the result).
Behind Enemy Lines
Well-known member
Spot on from Barney Ronay. England need to step it up tomorrow.
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...eck-harry-kane-quarter-final?CMP=share_btn_fb
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...eck-harry-kane-quarter-final?CMP=share_btn_fb
GT49er
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Because we're not arrogant enough to be counting our chickens...........................................
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Christian Benteke wont be playing for us (I know he's Belgian)
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Great clean sheet Pickford!
So? What's wrong with a bit of escapism, a bit of a feelgood vibe? Do you stand at the airport and tell people not to enjoy their holidays as all their problems will still be there when they get back?