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hart's shirt

hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
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Kitbag in Dubai
This is just one more example of both the evils of the internet and the dangers of copying what is popular online.

The tragic demise of the gentleman was more than likely caused by imitating the foolhardy and reckless Kayak Andy.

As far as I'm concerned, he's got blood on his hands.

Skip to 14:00 onwards for the incriminating evidence.

 




Albalbion

Albalbion

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Feb 24, 2009
1,242
Kingston
Withdean11 said:
A poetry contest had come down to two semi-finalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck. They were given a word, then allowed a minute to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination: Timbuktu.

The crowd loved it! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a-huntin went,
Met three sluts in a pop-up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Tim bucked two.
Click to expand...

I certainly hope the redneck was disqualified as he did not actually use the word Timbuktu.
I'm all for having a bit of poetic license, but that example is 'extracting the urine' so to speak.

Also, if he cant understand a not altogether common but certainly not unheard of word like Timbuktu, I have trouble believing he could have made it to the final in the first place.
 




Tim Over Whelmed

Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007
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Arundel
Don't accept this. If this were a kayak, as opposed to a canoe, it would have had an airtight splash deck applied. The stove would have used up all of the oxygen and therefore would unlikely have been able to start the said fire. Perhaps this was a ruse and there was foul play afoot?
 


Tim Over Whelmed

Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007
10,190
Arundel
Withdean11 said:
A poetry contest had come down to two semi-finalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck. They were given a word, then allowed a minute to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination: Timbuktu.

The crowd loved it! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a-huntin went,
Met three sluts in a pop-up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Tim bucked two.
Click to expand...

Why did Tim get two, did you toss for it?
 














Winker

Winker

CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
Jul 14, 2008
2,396
The Astral Planes, man...
Shirley the moral of the story is that if you are freezing in that situation, then pull over to the bank are make a camp, cook some hot food and drink and call for help. I can't believe he didn't think of that.
 


Eeyore

Eeyore

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Apr 5, 2014
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