[Humour] I had a German girlfriend.

Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013

13,423

• Jun 19, 2018

• #21

This place is really going down the scheiße..

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hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003

10,192

Kitbag in Dubai

• Jun 19, 2018

• #22

One Love said:

I had a German girlfriend....She used to rate my performance in bed with a score out of ten.

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Did you give her marks as well?

Or did you just leave them on the bedside table?

 

Surrey_Albion

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Jan 17, 2011

2,867

Horley

• Jun 20, 2018

• #23

I went on a blind date with a girl who was half German , unfortunatly when I meet her I found out the half was sheppard

 

DavePage

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Jan 13, 2010

2,851

Mazarron, Spain, ex-Southwick and Canada

• Jun 20, 2018

• #24

One Love said:

She used to rate my performance in bed with a score out of ten.

Best ever rating was when we tried anal. She kept shouting "nine" , during and for a little bit after.

Come to think of it, a little bit before as well.

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I know her, shagged her once while you were away.
Sadly I forgot to pay her, she screamed Vot about the Mark?
10 out of 10 girl

 

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NooBHA

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Jan 13, 2015

8,584

• Jun 20, 2018

• #25

One Love said:

She used to rate my performance in bed with a score out of ten.

Best ever rating was when we tried anal. She kept shouting "nine" , during and for a little bit after.

Come to think of it, a little bit before as well.

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She was marking you out of 100 that night that's all

 

Raskolnikov

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Aug 13, 2014

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Wivenhoe

• Jun 20, 2018

• #26

Algernon said:

Was für ein Scheißwitz

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doch

 

spring hall convert

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Nov 3, 2009

9,608

Brighton

• Jun 20, 2018

• #27

Oh great, a rape gag.

 

Gabbafella

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Aug 22, 2012

4,710

• Jun 20, 2018

• #28

spring hall convert said:

Oh great, a rape gag.

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You mean like those leather ones with the ball?

 

Megazone

On his last warning

Jan 28, 2015

8,679

Northern Hemisphere.

• Jun 20, 2018

• #29

I'd get her a mental health assessment asap. Shouting out a random number just doesn't sound right to me. I hope she's okay and I hope she gets the best help. Good luck.

 

bhafc99

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Oct 14, 2003

7,091

Dubai

• Jun 20, 2018

• #30

Megazone said:

I'd get her a mental health assessment asap. Shouting out a random number just doesn't sound right to me. I hope she's okay and I hope she gets the best help. Good luck.

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The first two specialists couldn't help, but the third gave a simple diagnosis: she's just got a very drei sense of humour.