[Humour] I had a German girlfriend.

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One Love

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Aug 22, 2011

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• Jun 19, 2018

• #1

She used to rate my performance in bed with a score out of ten.

Best ever rating was when we tried anal. She kept shouting "nine" , during and for a little bit after.

Come to think of it, a little bit before as well.

 

Oscar

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• Jun 19, 2018

• #2

 

dazzer6666

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• Jun 19, 2018

• #3

FFS.

 

Whitechapel

Famous Last Words

Jul 19, 2014

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Not in Whitechapel

• Jun 19, 2018

• #4

I don’t believe for a second that anybody who would tell a joke that bad would have a friend; of any nationality, let alone one that has consensual sex with them.

 

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Raleigh Chopper

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Sep 1, 2011

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Plymouth

• Jun 19, 2018

• #5

She was only saying no because you did not piss all over her first, German foreplay that is.
Schoolboy error.

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Jun 19, 2018

• #6

 

KZNSeagull

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• Jun 19, 2018

• #7

Whitechapel said:

I don’t believe for a second that anybody who would tell a joke that bad would have a friend; of any nationality, let alone one that has consensual sex with them.

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He has stated it was not consensual, so your suspicions are correct.

 

banjo

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Oct 25, 2011

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• Jun 19, 2018

• #8

I’ll score your joke. 0-10.

 

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rigton70

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• Jun 19, 2018

• #9

One Love said:

She used to rate my performance in bed with a score out of ten.

Best ever rating was when we tried anal. She kept shouting "nine" , during and for a little bit after.

Come to think of it, a little bit before as well.

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That explains your username.

 

CorgiRegisteredFriend

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May 29, 2011

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Boring By Sea

• Jun 19, 2018

• #10

banjo said:

I’ll score your joke. 0-10.

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Is it a joke?

 

jakarta

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May 25, 2007

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• Jun 19, 2018

• #11

That is one of the worst Limericks I have ever read.

Didn't rhyme, didn't scan, perhaps you should try it again as Haiku?

 

Bob!

Coffee Buyer

Jul 5, 2003

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• Jun 19, 2018

• #12

 

smillie's garden

Am I evil?

Aug 11, 2003

2,595

• Jun 19, 2018

• #13

Is this the incel comedy hour?

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Jun 19, 2018

• #14

Was she wearing a stoppemfloppem (German for bra)

 

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LVGull

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• Jun 19, 2018

• #15

AmexRuislip said:

Was she wearing a stoppemfloppem (German for bra)

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Nine

 

El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton

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Jul 5, 2003

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Pattknull med Haksprut

• Jun 19, 2018

• #16

rigton70 said:

That explains your username.

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Probably better if changed to One Off The Wrist Love...could be arranged though!

 

Algernon

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Sep 9, 2012

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Newmarket.

• Jun 19, 2018

• #17

Was für ein Scheißwitz

 

banjo

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Oct 25, 2011

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Deep south

• Jun 19, 2018

• #18

CorgiRegisteredFriend said:

Is it a joke?

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Thought I’d give him the benefit of the doubt.

 

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Raleigh Chopper

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Sep 1, 2011

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• Jun 19, 2018

• #19

LVGull said:

Nine

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NINE!
Just how floppy were they, the springs must have gone on them.

 

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LVGull

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• Jun 19, 2018

• #20

Raleigh Chopper said:

NINE!
Just how floppy were they, the springs must have gone on them.

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Give it a rest. The OP was bad enough.