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[Humour] I had a German girlfriend.



One Love

Well-known member
Aug 22, 2011
4,346
Brighton
She used to rate my performance in bed with a score out of ten.

Best ever rating was when we tried anal. She kept shouting "nine" , during and for a little bit after.

Come to think of it, a little bit before as well.
 






Whitechapel

Famous Last Words
Jul 19, 2014
4,056
Not in Whitechapel
I don’t believe for a second that anybody who would tell a joke that bad would have a friend; of any nationality, let alone one that has consensual sex with them.
 






AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
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Ruislip
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rigton70

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Jul 5, 2003
940
She used to rate my performance in bed with a score out of ten.

Best ever rating was when we tried anal. She kept shouting "nine" , during and for a little bit after.

Come to think of it, a little bit before as well.

That explains your username.
 































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