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[Football] Who's your England 6 ?



WATFORD zero

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Jul 10, 2003
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Pulled from England Tunisia thread

Been said many times, but a winning team needs 6 who will start a fight in the tunnel

Pickford - Your little teenage mate who goes windmilling in and then you all roll your eyes and have to follow him
Kyle Walker - Proper Hard
Dele Ali - Nasty vicious little f***er
Harry Kane - Big, Powerful, not that bright
Henderson - Geordie, always pissed and up for it
Ashley Young - bit older, always hanging around the edge, having a pop when they are already down

James Milner - On the bench, but he looks like the sort of bloke you would never start on in a pub

That's my 6 - Yours ?
 






Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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Unfortunately you need 7, not 6, as you will all be reminded when the transfer window slams shut.
 


beorhthelm

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Jul 21, 2003
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agree with that 6, but Young? would fall over. Loftus-Cheek is a big lad, bet he seen bit of action in sarf lardon.
 




timbha

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Jul 5, 2003
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all the keepers are a must.....usually nutters who think they look like George Clooney and try to chat up birds whose b/f is standing next to them. Two others plus Rashford to run for the police
 












WATFORD zero

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agree with that 6, but Young? would fall over. Loftus-Cheek is a big lad, bet he seen bit of action in sarf lardon.

After advice from my learned friend, I'm transferring Ashley Young out and Loftus-Cheek in (never liked either of them anyway, but was struggling to justify Young and even though Loftus-Cheek was infected for a season he is a big f***er)
 




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Maguire - Unit
Walker - Hard nut, fast and first to the punch
Vardy - just look at him, a terrier, a pikey thug, buzzing off red bull
Henderson - gets involved all the time
Dele - Vicious, reminds me of a rat and a foreigner at times, the snitch, the goader
Kane - delivers the knockout blow, winner, only needs 1 shot
 


Exile

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Aug 10, 2014
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Maguire - Unit
Walker - Hard nut, fast and first to the punch
Vardy - just look at him, a terrier, a pikey thug, buzzing off red bull
Henderson - gets involved all the time
Dele - Vicious, reminds me of a rat and a foreigner at times, the snitch, the goader
Kane - delivers the knockout blow, winner, only needs 1 shot

Swap out Dele for Trippier who looks well up for a ruck, and I’m in.
 


Seagulltonian

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Oct 2, 2003
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Still Somewhere in Sussex!
Vardy defintely! Have you seen him mouth off at refs! He'd be the one to get the fight started and just wade into anyone!
Henderson. Big lad, fighter defo.
Dier. You want a couple of big lads in your gang, and Dier is definitely tall.
Gary Cahill. Again a fiesty defender type chap.
Loftus-Cheek. Tough looking lad. Cheeky and hard with it!
And Kyle Walker, just for his Tattoos!
 




Pantani

Il Pirata
Dec 3, 2008
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Newcastle
You are upsetting a lot of people up here describing Henderson as a Geordie, he is definitively a Mackem.
 


portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
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I’m afraid none of em can compare to players of yesteryear in this respect. More groom than boooomb! :flounce:
 



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