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[Football] Neymar







Green Cross Code Man

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Mar 30, 2006
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Spends most of the time acting as though he's got a really bad injury. He's an absolute joke. He can't hold a candle to Pele.
 


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Oct 8, 2003
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On today's perfomance, pony. Bizarre. A poor man's Knockaert.
 






Guinness Boy

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He's that kid at school who never passes to anyone, takes every free kick and tries to score every goal with a 30 yard dribble. Monumentally frustrating to coach or play with I would think but it's brilliant if it comes off. It simply cannot work most of the time though.

Today he was trying it and getting the shit kicked out of him. It was like when Kaz was playing for us and the opposition happily took it in turns to kick him knowing they'd just share the bookings around.
 








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Guinness Boy

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Yet the commentators were wetting themselves every time he held the ball.

Again the comparison with KLL. 99% of the time he either turned in to trouble or got fouled but we all knew the potential was there for something truly spectacular to happen, and thus a section of Brighton fans creamed themselves every time he went near the ball.
 


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He's that kid at school who never passes to anyone, takes every free kick and tries to score every goal with a 30 yard dribble. Monumentally frustrating to coach or play with I would think but it's brilliant if it comes off. It simply cannot work most of the time though.

Today he was trying it and getting the shit kicked out of him. It was like when Kaz was playing for us and the opposition happily took it in turns to kick him knowing they'd just share the bookings around.

Yes. Actually he reminded me of Joey Barton. Except Barton didn't dive. Happy to have this post revisited when the tit scores the winner in the final. :tumble::whistle::mad::lolol:
 






Green Cross Code Man

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Mar 30, 2006
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He's that kid at school who never passes to anyone, takes every free kick and tries to score every goal with a 30 yard dribble. Monumentally frustrating to coach or play with I would think but it's brilliant if it comes off. It simply cannot work most of the time though.

Today he was trying it and getting the shit kicked out of him. It was like when Kaz was playing for us and the opposition happily took it in turns to kick him knowing they'd just share the bookings around.

In all respect, no-one 'got the shit kicked out of them' today. He may have a few bruises but that was a tame match. Players of yesteryear and fans alike would not have believed the excessive protection given these days. There were a few nibbles at him but half the time he throws himself to the floor when nothing has actually happened, with the clear expectation that he will get away with winning a foul as he clearly lacks the confidence to stay on his feet and play fairly.
 


Green Cross Code Man

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Mar 30, 2006
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Again the comparison with KLL. 99% of the time he either turned in to trouble or got fouled but we all knew the potential was there for something truly spectacular to happen, and thus a section of Brighton fans creamed themselves every time he went near the ball.

It is not my recollection that KLL dived half as much as Neymar. But again, if he did, I condemn it!
 














Green Cross Code Man

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Neville said there's a hierarchy and clearly Brazil have got it wrong. Put Neymar in charge of the water bottles or something

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