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    Animals Injuring Stupid Americans


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    Whilst Trump does his best to alienate the rest of the planet's human population, it seems the animals of America are fighting back!

    Here are some highlights from the last week:

    Crash!
    Witless American ignoramus get's 'ELKED' as she tries to approach a mother Elk and her young calf.
    https://www.express.co.uk/news/world...-injured-erupt

    Bang!
    American shite-4-brains decapitates a rattlesnake then nearly dies when the body-less head bites him!
    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...ke-head-bites/

    Wallop!
    Daft American get's too near a wild Bison and is kababbed for her error!
    https://abcnews.go.com/US/bison-gore...ry?id=55727456

    What a Video!
    Alligator knocks out a stupid American despite being gagged and tied.
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-...man-in-florida
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      You should never underestimate animals. I made a detour away from a big black bird that was squawking on a narrow path yesterday. Freaked me out to be honest. Just to clarify it wasn't a Blackbird. Don't know what breed it was, but it was making a hellish noise.
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      Crash, bang, wallop... what a video!

      Well played, sir. Well played.

      Albion and Rhinos forever.
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      You should never underestimate animals. I made a detour away from a big black bird that was squawking on a narrow path yesterday. Freaked me out to be honest. Just to clarify it wasn't a Blackbird. Don't know what breed it was, but it was making a hellish noise.
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      It wasn't that big.
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      It’s just Karma.
      A few dumb Americans grossly outnumbered by the idiots that voted in favor of Brexit or Trump.
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      Very poor followup to a crackingly started thread. Let's get back to basicals.

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      Can you imagine the outcry on NSC if you substituted the word American for any of the following Irish, German, Pakistani, Indian etc etc



      American ignoramus
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      stupid American

      Seems Americans are easy targets these days. After many trips across the pond I have my own list

      Kind Americans
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      Helpful Americans
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      Can you imagine the outcry on NSC if you substituted the word American for any of the following Irish, German, Pakistani, Indian etc etc



      American ignoramus
      American shite-4-brains
      Daft American
      stupid American

      Seems Americans are easy targets these days. After many trips across the pond I have my own list

      Kind Americans
      Friendly Americans
      Helpful Americans
      Nice Americans
      Elk and Bison ladies clearly ignorant, but being bitten by the head of a snake you took off ten minutes ago is somewhat unfortunate, as is a bash to the temple whilst chucking an Alligator in a truck, if it is your job to chuck Alligators in trucks.
      I tripped over my dog this morning, so I am feeling generous.
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      Can you imagine the outcry on NSC if you substituted the word American for any of the following Irish, German, Pakistani, Indian etc etc



      American ignoramus
      American shite-4-brains
      Daft American
      stupid American

      Seems Americans are easy targets these days. After many trips across the pond I have my own list

      Kind Americans
      Friendly Americans
      Helpful Americans
      Nice Americans
      Well done you.
      But as I have only seen one of the videos today, and one was enough, seeing some plank winding up an Alligator that had already been captured and tied up, I think stupid American is a fair comment for this chap.

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