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[Humour] Animals Injuring Stupid Americans



Hugo Rune

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Feb 23, 2012
21,496
Brighton
Whilst Trump does his best to alienate the rest of the planet's human population, it seems the animals of America are fighting back!

Here are some highlights from the last week:

Crash!
Witless American ignoramus get's 'ELKED' as she tries to approach a mother Elk and her young calf.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/970238/Yellowstone-National-Park-elk-attack-woman-injured-erupt

Bang!
American shite-4-brains decapitates a rattlesnake then nearly dies when the body-less head bites him!
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/06/07/texas-man-nearly-dies-severed-rattlesnake-head-bites/

Wallop!
Daft American get's too near a wild Bison and is kababbed for her error!
https://abcnews.go.com/US/bison-gores-woman-yellowstone-national-park-crowd-close/story?id=55727456

What a Video!
Alligator knocks out a stupid American despite being gagged and tied.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-44413027/alligator-knocks-out-man-in-florida
 


Razzoo

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Sep 11, 2011
5,291
N. Yorkshire
You should never underestimate animals. I made a detour away from a big black bird that was squawking on a narrow path yesterday. Freaked me out to be honest. Just to clarify it wasn't a Blackbird. Don't know what breed it was, but it was making a hellish noise.
 




super-seagulls

Soup! Why didn’t I get any Soup?
Feb 1, 2011
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Probably working!
You should never underestimate animals. I made a detour away from a big black bird that was squawking on a narrow path yesterday. Freaked me out to be honest. Just to clarify it wasn't a Blackbird. Don't know what breed it was, but it was making a hellish noise.

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Withdean

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Nov 5, 2017
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It’s just Karma.
A few dumb Americans grossly outnumbered by the idiots that voted in favor of Brexit or Trump.
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
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Faversham
Very poor followup to a crackingly started thread. Let's get back to basicals.

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shingle

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Jan 18, 2004
3,128
Lewes
Can you imagine the outcry on NSC if you substituted the word American for any of the following Irish, German, Pakistani, Indian etc etc



American ignoramus
American shite-4-brains
Daft American
stupid American

Seems Americans are easy targets these days. After many trips across the pond I have my own list

Kind Americans
Friendly Americans
Helpful Americans
Nice Americans
 




Baldseagull

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Jan 26, 2012
10,869
Crawley
Can you imagine the outcry on NSC if you substituted the word American for any of the following Irish, German, Pakistani, Indian etc etc



American ignoramus
American shite-4-brains
Daft American
stupid American

Seems Americans are easy targets these days. After many trips across the pond I have my own list

Kind Americans
Friendly Americans
Helpful Americans
Nice Americans

Elk and Bison ladies clearly ignorant, but being bitten by the head of a snake you took off ten minutes ago is somewhat unfortunate, as is a bash to the temple whilst chucking an Alligator in a truck, if it is your job to chuck Alligators in trucks.
I tripped over my dog this morning, so I am feeling generous.
 


BN9 BHA

DOCKERS
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Jul 14, 2013
21,449
Newhaven
Can you imagine the outcry on NSC if you substituted the word American for any of the following Irish, German, Pakistani, Indian etc etc



American ignoramus
American shite-4-brains
Daft American
stupid American

Seems Americans are easy targets these days. After many trips across the pond I have my own list

Kind Americans
Friendly Americans
Helpful Americans
Nice Americans

Well done you.
But as I have only seen one of the videos today, and one was enough, seeing some plank winding up an Alligator that had already been captured and tied up, I think stupid American is a fair comment for this chap.
 






Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
29,226
Very harsh on the last one - he did nothing wrong at all!
 


BN9 BHA

DOCKERS
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Jul 14, 2013
21,449
Newhaven
Very harsh on the last one - he did nothing wrong at all!

That isn't the whole video. The one I saw on Twitter first thing today the chap that got butted was slapping the Alligator around the face, not violently but winding it up.
This was before they lifted it onto the truck.
 


Sheebo

Well-known member
Jul 13, 2003
29,226
That isn't the whole video. The one I saw on Twitter first thing today the chap that got butted was slapping the Alligator around the face, not violently but winding it up.
This was before they lifted it onto the truck.

Oh - serves him right then haha!
 






Sussexscots

Fed up with trains. Sick of the rain.
Can you imagine the outcry on NSC if you substituted the word American for any of the following Irish, German, Pakistani, Indian etc etc



American ignoramus
American shite-4-brains
Daft American
stupid American

Seems Americans are easy targets these days. After many trips across the pond I have my own list

Kind Americans
Friendly Americans
Helpful Americans
Nice Americans

I do agree with you.

However, I also find this quite funny

 


Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010
13,612
Quaxxann
Can you imagine the outcry on NSC if you substituted the word American for any of the following Irish, German, Pakistani, Indian etc etc



American ignoramus
American shite-4-brains
Daft American
stupid American

Seems Americans are easy targets these days. After many trips across the pond I have my own list

Kind Americans
Friendly Americans
Helpful Americans
Nice Americans

Native Americans.

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looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
Can you imagine the outcry on NSC if you substituted the word American for any of the following Irish, German, Pakistani, Indian etc etc



American ignoramus
American shite-4-brains
Daft American
stupid American

Seems Americans are easy targets these days. After many trips across the pond I have my own list

Kind Americans
Friendly Americans
Helpful Americans
Nice Americans

American will do as a proxy for white, they are to scare to let the mask slip of like in the USA(irony) and openly bash white people as whites are a 90% plus majority.
 






B-right-on

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Apr 23, 2015
6,162
Shoreham Beaaaach
'Kin ell. What an absolute div. Just staggeringly stupid.

Agreed. Imagine him in a plane, 30,000 feet up and he cannot open his can of beer zo he pulls out his gun.....
 



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