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[Albion] Men who dress up in army uniforms for porn. Is this stolen valor ?





Geoffbn2

Well-known member
Feb 2, 2014
279
It's porn, i think you have to suspend realism, I mean when does a plumber / electrician or other tradesman really turn up that quickly.
 


el punal

Well-known member
Porn needs to go back to the traditional milkman and house wife scenario. Porn just hasn't been the same since they've brought war and toture into it.

My first ever job as a schoolboy was, no, not doing a paper round but being a butcher’s delivery boy. Every day after school I would get on the bike and drop off pork chops, lamb cutlets, stewing steak, mince, sausages, you name it, to customers in the local area. My favourite delivery was the local convent school (and no, I’m not going to tell you where!), I would arrive to watch the girls playing netball (cue Benny Hill Show music). What I can inform you is that the girls wore maroon knickers. Phwoar! The nuns would then, on a regular basis, chastise me for my filthy and lecherous ogling. Well, you’ve got to start somewhere.

A number of the customers on my delivery round were ladies of a certain age who were all very friendly. One in particular was very friendly. Being in my early teens, and being almost totally innocent and naive, was flummoxed when the lady in question asked me quite casually, “I bet you’ve got a nice big piece of meat for me!” In fact they were sausages but we won’t go into that.

So the point is, was a bit on the side being offered? I really don’t know, but I wouldn’t mind going back in time just to make sure. :drink:
 


jackanada

Well-known member
Jul 19, 2011
3,150
Brighton
Some of the dirty holes they have to go in are clearly dangerous.
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patreon
Oct 8, 2003
49,337
Faversham
OP is one of the odder fish on here for sure

Hah! May explain why I blocked him a while ago. Clicked on the thread to laugh at the replies (without any need to see the original drivel post). He's the one who wants to punch people hard in the face, isn't he? Sounds like he's now intent mostly on bashing his own bishop :facepalm:
 




Thunder Bolt

Ordinary Supporter
"Stolen Valor" is something only Americans would get irate about, as so many are brainwashed into thinking being a good patriot somehow makes them a good person.

Most people in most other countries couldn't give a toss whether someone was pretending to be former military, unless they are trying to claim some kind of benefits for it.

I think you'll find a certain someone in Hastings was trying to get elected by pretending they were in the Parachute Regiment. It's fraud.
http://www.hastingsindependentpress.co.uk/politics/tories-tardy-over-falklands-fake/

You are right in that it is an American thing, because they passed a law in 2005, but their veterans get a lot more benefit from being an exserviceman/woman. People are calling for a similar thing here.
 


JC Footy Genius

Bringer of TRUTH
Jun 9, 2015
10,568
What about women who do it? Are they exempt?

Indeed .. rather a Sexist theme to the thread title.

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Stolen valour ? :whistle:
 






NooBHA

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Jan 13, 2015
8,584
My first ever job as a schoolboy was, no, not doing a paper round but being a butcher’s delivery boy. Every day after school I would get on the bike and drop off pork chops, lamb cutlets, stewing steak, mince, sausages, you name it, to customers in the local area. My favourite delivery was the local convent school (and no, I’m not going to tell you where!), I would arrive to watch the girls playing netball (cue Benny Hill Show music). What I can inform you is that the girls wore maroon knickers. Phwoar! The nuns would then, on a regular basis, chastise me for my filthy and lecherous ogling. Well, you’ve got to start somewhere.

A number of the customers on my delivery round were ladies of a certain age who were all very friendly. One in particular was very friendly. Being in my early teens, and being almost totally innocent and naive, was flummoxed when the lady in question asked me quite casually, “I bet you’ve got a nice big piece of meat for me!” In fact they were sausages but we won’t go into that.

So the point is, was a bit on the side being offered? I really don’t know, but I wouldn’t mind going back in time just to make sure. :drink:

That was my first ever job as well as a school kid but not once did I deliver anything more that sausages and minced beef sadly. The only woman who came to the door in her Dressing Gown was old Mrs Cornelious at age 82
 


LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
My first ever job as a schoolboy was, no, not doing a paper round but being a butcher’s delivery boy. Every day after school I would get on the bike and drop off pork chops, lamb cutlets, stewing steak, mince, sausages, you name it, to customers in the local area. My favourite delivery was the local convent school (and no, I’m not going to tell you where!), I would arrive to watch the girls playing netball (cue Benny Hill Show music). What I can inform you is that the girls wore maroon knickers. Phwoar! The nuns would then, on a regular basis, chastise me for my filthy and lecherous ogling. Well, you’ve got to start somewhere.

A number of the customers on my delivery round were ladies of a certain age who were all very friendly. One in particular was very friendly. Being in my early teens, and being almost totally innocent and naive, was flummoxed when the lady in question asked me quite casually, “I bet you’ve got a nice big piece of meat for me!” In fact they were sausages but we won’t go into that.

So the point is, was a bit on the side being offered? I really don’t know, but I wouldn’t mind going back in time just to make sure. :drink:

You grew up in a Carry On film?
 




















Ceej

Active member
Feb 1, 2013
328
Manchester
As long as production values are tight, the acting first class, kind respect (presumably to the female, though that's not clear here?) is given and shown :) the uniform is well pressed, the shoes are buffed and then pretending to be a soldier is really not a problem, no.
 




hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
10,123
Kitbag in Dubai


Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,721
Worthing
I’ve turned up at women’s houses soon after phone calls because something has not been right with the kitchen we’ve fitted to be greeted with on more than one occasion.......
“Wow do you always come quickly.”................. i’ve only ever replied back once, with the obvious line........... real tumbleweed moment that was.
 



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