[Humour] Trials have begun for Liverpools new keeper.

LamieRobertson · May 28, 2018

Cheeky Monkey said:
A very good read, and we are blessed to live in an age where mental health is increasingly being talked about, better understood and, to an extent, better empathised with. I'm sure a lot of us watching the final felt for Karius and hoped he'd stay strong for the mental battle ahead.

The guy must be in pieces..so long to even wait for an opportunity to do something right (if he gets one)

knocky1 · May 28, 2018

Spot who wears the Scouse football shirts at the Amex....

symyjym · May 28, 2018

The death threats are a step too far and reminds me of the Cuban goalkeeper being killed after his blunder at the world cup 1994. It's a game ffs.

Razzoo · May 28, 2018

symyjym said:
The death threats are a step too far and reminds me of the Cuban goalkeeper being killed after his blunder at the world cup 1994. It's a game ffs.

Think he was a Colombian defender. His name escapes me.

symyjym · May 28, 2018

Razzoo said:
Think he was a Colombian defender. His name escapes me.

Yes indeed. Very sad I remember it well, apart from the country and being a defender not a goalkeeper, and his name Andres Escobar.

Stat Brother · May 28, 2018

symyjym said:
The death threats are a step too far and reminds me of the Cuban goalkeeper being killed after his blunder at the world cup 1994. It's a game ffs.

Razzoo said:
Think he was a Colombian defender. His name escapes me.

Andrés Escobar

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrés_Escobar

AmexRuislip · May 28, 2018

Cowfold Seagull said:
Was his other option Mignolet any better?

dadams2k11 said:
My point was Klopp should've brought a better keeper in the first place. He knew he needed a new keeper.

https://forums.liverpoolfc.com/threads/396595-New-Goalkeeper

Stat Brother · May 28, 2018

AmexRuislip said:
https://forums.liverpoolfc.com/threads/396595-New-Goalkeeper

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Matt Ryan is far too small and not even that good.

Enough to make a grown man weep.
We need to slap in a transfer request for Chris immediately, I like the cut of his jib.

Scappa · May 28, 2018

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Matt Ryan is far too small and not even that good.

I take it "Chris" is one of ours posting under cover...

AmexRuislip · May 28, 2018

Cowfold Seagull said:
Was his other option Mignolet any better?

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Matt Ryan is far too small and not even that good.

Enough to make a grown man weep.
We need to slap in a transfer request for Chris immediately, I like the cut of his jib.

There's even a Crawley Red.
I wonder if he's a confused Croydonite?

Cheeky Monkey · May 28, 2018

symyjym said:
The death threats are a step too far.

You think? He did gift Real a couple of soft goals.

Goldstone1976 · May 28, 2018

Scappa said:
I take it "Chris" is one of ours posting under cover...

Judging by “Chris’” post count. I reckon it’s probably BG.

symyjym · May 28, 2018

Cheeky Monkey said:
You think? He did gift Real a couple of soft goals.

Yes awful goals but death threats are ott

Motogull · May 29, 2018

Its getting serious. At least LFC are allowing Minge-alot and Krisis to interview for their own jobs again. Always wear a suit to an interview.

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Eeyore · May 29, 2018

Ryan too small ? That's a new one.

Coldeanseagull · May 29, 2018

What is laughable, he's actually not a bad keeper........just had a bit of a 'mare in front of millions and on the biggest club stage in football!
It's a nasty position being a keeper as every mistake is magnified 100 fold, hopefully he can come back stronger or at least wiser.

Harry Wilson's tackle · May 29, 2018

Coldeanseagull said:
What is laughable, he's actually not a bad keeper........just had a bit of a 'mare in front of millions and on the biggest club stage in football!
It's a nasty position being a keeper as every mistake is magnified 100 fold, hopefully he can come back stronger or at least wiser.

That will guarantee he'll have a blinder against us next sason. :facepalm:

spence · May 29, 2018

herecomesaregular said:
This stuff is so dull and boringly obvious - what chances YOU, laughing at him, would shit yourself walking out to perform infront of a 50k crowd and a multimillion tv audience?

Granted, the guy isn't talented enough or hasn't (yet maybe) the mental strength - but too easy for internet warriors and critics to laugh on the sidelines when they'd wet their knickers if put in that position.

Tedious.

You don't have to read it.

On a side note i just knew Cheeky Monkey would be all over this thread. Could have bet my house on it. :lolol:

Coldeanseagull · May 29, 2018

Harry Wilson's tackle said:
That will guarantee he'll have a blinder against us next sason.

I doubt he'll be in the premier league, so it'll be the europa league the season after

Cheeky Monkey · May 29, 2018

spence said:
You don't have to read it.

On a side note i just knew Cheeky Monkey would be all over this thread. Could have bet my house on it.

And yet another one of my gorgeous gags went right over symyjim's head!... I think....

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