1066familyman
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- Jan 15, 2008
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Put narrower car park spaces nearest to the station as well. Put all the really wide ones, where you need to open the car door fully to get out, right down the other end.
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[News] Obese people should start work later to ease rush-hour anxiety, government advisor says.
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Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
I wonder how much this government advisor cost in our taxes to arrive at such a ground breaking conclusion to hi vitally important research.
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A local lad who, like the rest of us, looks like he could lose a pound or two.
Something that isn't going to happen all the time he's hanging around free brekkie.
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Something that isn't going to happen all the time he's hanging around free brekkie.
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Was he actually advising the government on this issue though? The IES is an independent consultancy, the article says this gent is a government advisor but doesn’t state it’s regarding lard arses.
As an aside, these threads are very good at flushing out the fatties amongst NSC.
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
So basically we now need two types of F class - First and Fat
hart's shirt
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Here's the svelte Stephan...
btnbelle
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- Apr 26, 2017
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Looks fat in the face, whats the body like?
Could he just want to get to work an hour late?
el punal
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Would that mean the fat controller is in charge?
el punal
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While I was filling up the car at the local petrol station I noticed a Fiat 500 pull up to the adjacent pump. From out of the car splodged (I really can’t think of a more suitable description) the most enormously fat person I’ve ever encountered. Upon the exit of Mr.Creosote the Fiat’s suspension let out a dramatic sigh of relief and the car rose a good six inches.
The relief was short lived as Supersized Him wedged himself back into the vehicle, down it sank with a perceptible groan. Normally, I’m not keen on Fiats but my heart went out to this one. In his case I feel they should take the ‘i’ out of Fiat - at least that would be appropriate in the circumstances.
The relief was short lived as Supersized Him wedged himself back into the vehicle, down it sank with a perceptible groan. Normally, I’m not keen on Fiats but my heart went out to this one. In his case I feel they should take the ‘i’ out of Fiat - at least that would be appropriate in the circumstances.
If you do can I join please .. im just not tall enough for my weight
though id probably have to be 7ft 4 to justify my weight
On a serious note if I look at the BMI figures i Should be around 12 st 4 for my height (6ft) when i was in my early 20's I was that weight but now being somewhat older there is no way I could drop and stay at that weight. Also if this was adopted would it b=mean that chubby police,Fire service,Ambulance and armed forces staff could come in later ? Imagine,, ok men/women we are going over the top at 06:00hrs .. fatty Johnson you don't need to be here until 07:00. id want the chubby one there as cannon fodder of someone I could hide behind 
Publius Ovidius
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#prayforthefiat
banjo
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You did say on a serious note, so me stating the bleeding obvious is partly your own fault
There is every way you (and me) could easily drop to that weight now and stay there.
It's just the way we'd do it is too unpalatable (pun intended) to even contemplate..
Don't let me down Ernest.
Raleigh Chopper
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Fat people should be made to wear boxing gloves.