[Humour] Amusing Twitter accounts

Stat Brother

Well-known member

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Jul 11, 2003

73,667

West west west Sussex

• Nov 26, 2019

• #41

Stat Brother said:

People Selling Mirrors

@SellingAMirror

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bn9 bha said:

Thanks Stat, i have just followed this account and it's very funny.

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You beauty

[tweet]1199099099485802497[/tweet]

 

A1X

Well-known member

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Sep 1, 2017

17,758

Deepest, darkest Sussex

• Nov 26, 2019

• #42

Some of my favourites;

Football Fan Bios - https://twitter.com/football_bios
[TWEET]1191088515561480192[/TWEET]

Mascot Minutes Silence - https://twitter.com/MascotSilence
[TWEET]1191765087595515906[/TWEET]

Football manager hair on politicians - https://twitter.com/visualsatire
[TWEET]1195612717756952576[/TWEET]

 

Dick Swiveller

Well-known member

Sep 9, 2011

9,155

• Nov 26, 2019

• #43

A1X said:

Some of my favourites;

Football Fan Bios - https://twitter.com/football_bios
[TWEET]1191088515561480192[/TWEET]

Mascot Minutes Silence - https://twitter.com/MascotSilence
[TWEET]1191765087595515906[/TWEET]

Football manager hair on politicians - https://twitter.com/visualsatire
[TWEET]1195612717756952576[/TWEET]

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Where is Venus standing in the next election? And why does text outside of a quote appear inside of the quote?

 

Dick Head

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Jan 3, 2010

13,632

Quaxxann

• Nov 26, 2019

• #44

Keith Bumdungeon
@HaveScored
Football correspondent at the Droxford Bugle.

[tweet]1173912111212371968[/tweet]

https://twitter.com/HaveScored/status/1173912111212371968

 

Dick Head

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Jan 3, 2010

13,632

Quaxxann

• Nov 26, 2019

• #45

MattBackHome said:

I actually cried with laughter when first went through his t shirt selection:

https://usasoccerguy.teemill.co.uk/collection/top-jerseys/

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Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP

Jul 5, 2003

61,750

Location Location

• Nov 26, 2019

• #46

[tweet]889512885029924865[/tweet]

@wewantplates is one of the best things on Twitter.

 

Justice

Dangerous Idiot

Jun 21, 2012

18,612

Born In Shoreham

• Nov 26, 2019

• #47

Easy 10 said:

[tweet]889512885029924865[/tweet]

@wewantplates is one of the best things on Twitter.

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Laugh out loud material in that account.

 

Wilko

LUZZING chairs about

Sep 19, 2003

9,922

BN1

• Nov 26, 2019

• #48

Titania McGrath is the most important Twtter account as an indictment of the laughable wokeness of our time. They are so close to how some people actually tweet that many people believe them:

Titania McGrath
@TitaniaMcGrath Nov 20
STRAIGHT WHITE MALES!
If you want to prove that you care about social justice, delete your account so that Twitter can be a safe space for the rest of us.
Thanks in advance.

Titania McGrath
@TitaniaMcGrath Feb 27
Dieting is fat-shaming yourself.

Titania McGrath
@TitaniaMcGrath Nov 14
Heterosexuality is the most common form of homophobia.

 

LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.

Oct 14, 2009

12,982

Sheffield

• Nov 26, 2019

• #49

Easy 10 said:

[tweet]889512885029924865[/tweet]

@wewantplates is one of the best things on Twitter.

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So glad it's still going. It's genius.

https://twitter.com/i/moments/1041716168132841472

 

Acker79

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Nov 15, 2008

31,855

Brighton

• Nov 26, 2019

• #50

A1X said:

Some of my favourites;
Football manager hair on politicians - https://twitter.com/visualsatire

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Their latest offering (Michael Fabricant with the face of Manuel Pellegrini) looks familiar...

[tweet]1199236430146486272[/tweet]

 

R. Slicker

Well-known member

Jan 1, 2009

4,486

• Nov 26, 2019

• #51

[MENTION=9776]che[/MENTION]apPanini is joyous.

 

R. Slicker

Well-known member

Jan 1, 2009

4,486

• Dec 7, 2019

• #52

They're currently doing Brighton!


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R. Slicker

Well-known member

Jan 1, 2009

4,486

• Dec 7, 2019

• #53

New Avatar


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R. Slicker

Well-known member

Jan 1, 2009

4,486

• Dec 7, 2019

• #54

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BN9 BHA

DOCKERS

NSC Patron

Jul 14, 2013

21,538

Newhaven

• Dec 7, 2019

• #55

New Bruno Muriel photo

 

Doc Lynam

I hate the Daily Mail

Jun 19, 2011

7,200

• Dec 7, 2019

• #56

Coldwar_Steve

 

BN9 BHA

DOCKERS

NSC Patron

Jul 14, 2013

21,538

Newhaven

• Dec 8, 2019

• #57

R. Slicker said:

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Thank you for letting me know about this account

 

Stat Brother

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jul 11, 2003

73,667

West west west Sussex

• Feb 18, 2020

• #58

[tweet]1229774689817518082[/tweet]


See Twitter can be a force for good.