[Humour] Amusing Twitter accounts

Stumpy Tim

Well-known member

Jul 6, 2003

14,031

Back in Brighton. Well Hove actually

• May 26, 2018

• #21

Farehamseagull said:

@GrumpySkeletor still makes me laugh
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That's my favourite account bar none.

 

cloud

Well-known member

Jun 12, 2011

3,030

Here, there and everywhere

• May 26, 2018

• #22

Faces in things https://twitter.com/FacesPics

 

Hillian1

( . ) ( . )

Jul 15, 2010

15,364

Struggling for breath at the top of the stairs

• May 26, 2018

• #23

Swearing kids.

 

Stat Brother

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jul 11, 2003

73,722

West west west Sussex

• May 26, 2018

• #24

@ModernToss @TerribleMaps both have their moments.

 

Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s

Dec 31, 2011

7,356

• May 26, 2018

• #25

@TlfTravelAlerts used to be superb, but they dont update much anymore.

Another vote goes to @GrumpySkeletor too

 

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maffew

Well-known member

Dec 10, 2003

8,873

Worcester England

• May 26, 2018

• #26

Simster said:

I went off USA Soccer Guy a year or two ago but I'm glad to be back in the fold today, and those t-shirts are genius.

https://usasoccerguy.teemill.co.uk/product/liverduck-ynwa-jersey/

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Why have I not seen these before
https://usasoccerguy.teemill.co.uk/product/bright-town-soccer-jersey/
he Bright Town Soccer Seagles are brand new to the EPL but proving to be no push overs. Support the newbies this season with this Soccer Seagles jersey.

 

Albion my Albion

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Feb 6, 2016

17,877

Indiana, USA

• May 26, 2018

• #27

Badger said:

You've made me spend 35 quid on t-shirts now

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There must be something Simster could do that would be quid pro quo. Al-Latin's castle?

 

Two Professors

Two Mad Professors

Jul 13, 2009

7,617

Multicultural Brum

• May 26, 2018

• #28

This one often gives me a chuckle:

 

LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.

Oct 14, 2009

12,982

Sheffield

• May 26, 2018

• #29

Simon Morgan said:

McFadden's Cold War is a recent favourite of mine. Steve Bruce at weddings is also utterly brilliant.

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https://twitter.com/bruceatwedding/status/997788566259486720 etc

It is brilliant.

 

Scappa

Well-known member

Jul 5, 2017

1,376

• May 26, 2018

• #30

[tweet]979676438046617600[/tweet]
[tweet]971108868670545922[/tweet]
[tweet]957540681676935168[/tweet]

 

TSB

Captain Hindsight

Jul 7, 2003

17,666

Lansdowne Place, Hove

• May 26, 2018

• #31

[TWEET]589548476666544128[/TWEET]

One for NSC.

 

desprateseagull

New member

Jul 20, 2003

10,171

brighton, actually

• May 26, 2018

• #32

Here's a few- likely to be NSFW, but then thats why we're here..?

https://twitter.com/Jaynesharp
https://twitter.com/PolicemansLot
https://twitter.com/MostWowFacts
https://twitter.com/oldschoolvid
https://twitter.com/Hadtwohurt

 

Stat Brother

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jul 11, 2003

73,722

West west west Sussex

• May 26, 2018

• #33

desprateseagull said:

https://twitter.com/Hadtwohurt

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We really are a bunch of fookin idiots, aren't we?

 

Two Professors

Two Mad Professors

Jul 13, 2009

7,617

Multicultural Brum

• May 26, 2018

• #34

TSB said:

[TWEET]589548476666544128[/TWEET]

One for NSC.

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The home of grammar nazis,commies,and wet paper bag fighters!

 

Stat Brother

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jul 11, 2003

73,722

West west west Sussex

• Nov 24, 2019

• #35

People Selling Mirrors

@SellingAMirror

 

Acker79

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Nov 15, 2008

31,864

Brighton

• Nov 24, 2019

• #36

https://twitter.com/visualsatire 'Football Manager Hair on Politicians' (It has branched out and does all sorts of celebs instead of just politicians).

[tweet]1192713559475658752[/tweet]

 

Brightonfan1983

Tiny member

Jul 5, 2003

4,807

UK

• Nov 24, 2019

• #37

dazzer6666 said:

https://twitter.com/BadSouthernRail/status/999685179793985536

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That was fun and his other account about films is quite jolly too.

Sir Michael always brings me levity -

[tweet]1166441823256174593[/tweet]

 

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Sirnormangall

Well-known member

Sep 21, 2017

2,969

• Nov 24, 2019

• #38

Chatty manager

 

BN9 BHA

DOCKERS

NSC Patron

Jul 14, 2013

21,558

Newhaven

• Nov 24, 2019

• #39

Stat Brother said:

People Selling Mirrors

@SellingAMirror

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Thanks Stat, i have just followed this account and it's very funny.

 

Klaas

I've changed this

Nov 1, 2017

2,565

• Nov 25, 2019

• #40

https://twitter.com/animalfarmhouse