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[News] Sussex To Be Moved





Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo

Waxing chumps like candles since ‘75
Oct 4, 2003
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Might be a bit of a squeeze getting us through the Panama Canal otherwise I’m all for it.
 


AZ Gull

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Oct 14, 2003
11,588
Chandler, AZ
Excellent - will save me a small fortune on flight costs. And I'll be able to get a season ticket.
 




beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
35,264
yeah, i'd accept that. park us up to the north of the state to keep it a little cooler.
 




GT49er

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Feb 1, 2009
46,471
Gloucester
OK, some of the worst bits of it, but Brighton could be towed across to Calais to keep the Greens and remainers happy in the domain of Brussels. Falmer - and other wonderful parts of the lovely county should also be left behind, so that those excellent folk who won't be druv can remain part of England.
 


hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
10,123
Kitbag in Dubai
"...Brighton will be just across the water from its big brother San Francisco like it always wanted.”

Touché.
 










Albion my Albion

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Will it have an IKEA?


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Albion my Albion

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I always thought Sussex was a moving place anyway.

A cricketeer was in a petrol station telling about the time he learned to bowl. He said he was so sore the next day he could hardly move. He said he couldn't even wipe his arse with his bowling hand and had to use his left to wipe and he was having trouble using his left wiper.

Just at the end of the conversation a bloke walked into the petrol station and said "I know what you mean. I can't see out my passenger windscreen because of trouble with my left wiper too."
 
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Goldstone1976

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Apr 30, 2013
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Herts
IKEA Burbank
600 N. San Fernando Blvd.
Burbank, CA 91502

Phone: 888-888-4532

Hours: Mon-Sun 10am-9pm

IKEA Carson
20700 South Avalon Blvd.
Carson, CA 90746

Phone: 888-888-4532

Hours: Mon-Sun 10am-9pm

IKEA Costa Mesa
1475 South Coast Drive
Costa Mesa, CA 92626

Phone: 888-888-4532

Hours: Mon-Sat 10am-9pm

Sun 10am-8pm

IKEA Covina
848 South Barranca Avenue
Covina, CA 91791

Phone: 888-888-4532

Hours: Mon-Sat 10am-9pm

Sun 10am-8pm

IKEA East Palo Alto

1700 E.Bayshore Rd.
East Palo Alto, CA 94303

Phone: 888-888-4532

Hours: Mon-Sun 10am-9pm

IKEA Emeryville
4400 Shellmound St.
Emeryville, CA 94608

Phone: 888-888-4532

Hours: Mon-Sat 10am-9pm

Sun 10am-8pm


IKEA San Diego
2149 Fenton Parkway
San Diego, CA 92108

Phone: 888-888-4532

Hours: Mon-Sun 10am-9pm IKEA West Sacramento
700 IKEA Court
West Sacramento, CA 95605

Phone: 888-888-4532

Hours: Mon-Sun 10am-9pm

East Palo Alto is the Bay Area’s little bit of Moulsecoomb. Perhaps the County will be mirror-flipped on the journey?
 






Goldstone1976

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Wouldn't that put the people under the county in the ocean?

I'm really making this a brilliant thread, right, Harry Wilson's Tackle?

I was thinking more left and right being flipped, rather than top and bottom, like, you know, a mirror does. :wink:

But I see your point - that could get awkward. And wet.
 


Shuggie

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Sep 19, 2003
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East Sussex coast








studio150

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Jul 30, 2011
29,555
On the Border
Trump has told Fox News he looks forward to visiting Sussex once it has arrived in America as its a great opportunity to sell guns wonderful great American guns to the right type of immigrants not those horrible Mexicans
 



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