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[Humour] Have you ever passed out?



Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,395
After years of cuts and scratches I just stuck a screwdriver into my hand and along came a blackout, first time ever and really horrid experience [emoji23]

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Yes Chef

Well-known member
Apr 11, 2016
1,815
In the kitchen
Seen a couple of chefs topple over , and been wobbly myself, but never actually gone. Usually a combination of a hot kitchen and a hangover
 


Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
NSC Patreon
Apr 5, 2014
23,381
Did have a 'funny turn' once. Went walking into desks at work then eventually grounded myself till I pulled round. Sudden drop in blood pressure.
 






Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,395
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TheJasperCo

Well-known member
Jan 20, 2012
4,590
Exeter
Several times because I have low blood pressure and low pain threshold*. So, once when I sliced the tip off my finger trying to make myself a sandwich during the first week at university; once when I cut my toe on a loose piece of grating at a Turkish swimming pool while on a family holiday; at least three times when I had really bad nosebleeds (really very bad nosebleeds, honest). A couple other times for injections and blood tests, and at least once when drunk.



*medical diagnosis for being a pussy.
 








ozzygull

Well-known member
Oct 6, 2003
3,775
Reading
When I was about 14, somebody bump in to me while they were running in the corridor at school (accident) and I banged my head on the wall and gave me a black eye. Was fine until the next morning, when getting my school stuff together the next thing I remember was my mum being upset and asking me what was the matter. Trip to A&E after some head scans latter diagnosis as delayed concussion

I have low blood pressure so quite often if I get up too quickly, I can feel as if I am about to faint.
 




Frutos

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Helpful Moderator
NSC Patreon
May 3, 2006
35,494
Northumberland
Yep, caused by a medical accident that took 24 hours to be discovered.
 


Jan 30, 2008
31,981
When I was about 14, somebody bump in to me while they were running in the corridor at school (accident) and I banged my head on the wall and gave me a black eye. Was fine until the next morning, when getting my school stuff together the next thing I remember was my mum being upset and asking me what was the matter. Trip to A&E after some head scans latter diagnosis as delayed concussion

I have low blood pressure so quite often if I get up too quickly, I can feel as if I am about to faint.
or a large Penis ???
regards
DR
 






ManOfSussex

We wunt be druv
Apr 11, 2016
14,730
Rape of Hastings, Sussex
Just the once as far as I recall - I got shot at point blank range, rapidly and repeatably, in the groin whilst paint-balling. I managed to scream an obscenity at the work colleague of mine who shot me, staggered off to the paint-ball game 'dead zone' and then passed out in agony for a few minutes.
 


seagulls4ever

New member
Oct 2, 2003
4,338
Once after pushing myself too hard during some sort of running exercise. I blacked out, but I didn't pass out as I remained completely conscious as I was talking to people explaining that I couldn't see anything. Was a weird experience.
 








Spicy

We're going up.
Dec 18, 2003
6,038
London
Twice - once in Brighton General and once in a toilet in Southend and an ambulance was called!
 





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