clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
- 25,302
Slightly disappointed this isn't a vicar related prediction thread.
Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊
[Football] Post three predictions for next season
- Thread starter Stephen Seagull
- Start date
BG will get a prediction spot on.
CJ will hammer the club with the force of a 1000 suns.
Ernest will find the FA Cup money - he had it all along.
CJ will hammer the club with the force of a 1000 suns.
Ernest will find the FA Cup money - he had it all along.
studio150
Well-known member
Zaha will get booked for diving
Zaha will win a penalty due to diving
Zaha will score against us
I tried to get some decent odds for this treble at the bookies but the best was evens
Zaha will win a penalty due to diving
Zaha will score against us
I tried to get some decent odds for this treble at the bookies but the best was evens
- Jan 3, 2012
- 16,577
Brighton to qualify for Europe.
Man Utd to get relegated.
Arsenal to win the Premier League.
It's easy, this punditry lark.
Man Utd to get relegated.
Arsenal to win the Premier League.
It's easy, this punditry lark.
Not Andy Naylor
Well-known member
1. Leicester sack Puel and are relegated.
2. Chris Hughton gets a touchline ban after a rant at a fourth official.
3. Replays show that Albion’s winning goal at Man City would not have stood if VAR had been brought in.
2. Chris Hughton gets a touchline ban after a rant at a fourth official.
3. Replays show that Albion’s winning goal at Man City would not have stood if VAR had been brought in.
Nixonator
Well-known member
1. Zaha to score against us for different clubs.
2. Duffy will score a goal, unsure at which end.
3. An early struggler will sack their manager, bring in Fat Sam who will guide them to between 8-12th then sack him/part ways at the end of the season due to style of football.
2. Duffy will score a goal, unsure at which end.
3. An early struggler will sack their manager, bring in Fat Sam who will guide them to between 8-12th then sack him/part ways at the end of the season due to style of football.
HastingsSeagull
Well-known member
We finish 13th
With a GD of -13
And Locadia scores 13 goals
With a GD of -13
And Locadia scores 13 goals
At least he would have an excuse for falling over.
Blimey! You really are getting my hopes up.
Spurs new stadium will be known as the Totten Hot Spot.
KingKev
Well-known member
West Ham fans burn down their ground and demand the sacking of the entire board and management and the withdrawal of Karen Brady’s dame-hood in a petition entitled “we should be beating teams like f@cking Brighton” after the Albion complete the double over them with a comfortable 4-1 away win (Dunk o.g. for the Hammers).
Chris gives up saying “these are a good side / team” for Lent, and replaces it with “we knew they were cr@p, but holy hell they were even worse than we’d hoped; cheers for the 3 points you mugs, can we play you every week? Safe trip back to the Emirates / Old Trafford / London Stadium /....”
Palace finish above us (again) but our Women’s side knocks them out of both cups at Selhurst with Zaha admitting he didn’t play in either game because he is a lifelong Seagulls fan and will be trying to source tickets in order to cheer us on in both cup finals; he then tries to engineer a cut-price move to the Amex during summer 2019, only pulling out and accepting a deal in China when Chris tells him he needs at least half a season in our under-23’s so that he can get used to playing with 10 committed teammates, instead of having to do it all on his own every game.
Chris gives up saying “these are a good side / team” for Lent, and replaces it with “we knew they were cr@p, but holy hell they were even worse than we’d hoped; cheers for the 3 points you mugs, can we play you every week? Safe trip back to the Emirates / Old Trafford / London Stadium /....”
Palace finish above us (again) but our Women’s side knocks them out of both cups at Selhurst with Zaha admitting he didn’t play in either game because he is a lifelong Seagulls fan and will be trying to source tickets in order to cheer us on in both cup finals; he then tries to engineer a cut-price move to the Amex during summer 2019, only pulling out and accepting a deal in China when Chris tells him he needs at least half a season in our under-23’s so that he can get used to playing with 10 committed teammates, instead of having to do it all on his own every game.
Saladpack Seagull
Just Shut Up and Paddle
Wenger rejoins Arsenal, Pardew rejoins Palace. Both are relegated. Oh, sorry, this is a wish-list rather than predictions........!
ManC win PL
WBA win Championship
Sunderland win League One
WBA win Championship
Sunderland win League One
Normal Rob
Well-known member
Warnock gone from Cardiff by christmas and replaced by Fat Sam
Wagner leaves Huddersfield to be replaced by Moyes
Klopp to launch own brand of toothpaste.
Wagner leaves Huddersfield to be replaced by Moyes
Klopp to launch own brand of toothpaste.
RandyWanger
Je suis rôti de boeuf
1. Wetters will wet
2. Lickers will lick
3. Gumps will leave at 80 minutes regardless of the score and the performance
2. Lickers will lick
3. Gumps will leave at 80 minutes regardless of the score and the performance
SUIYHP
The King's Gull
1. Brighton goes out to Liverpool on the second leg of an FA cup tie
2. We get 6 pointers against two promoted sides
3. Palace sack Hodgson at some point during the season
2. We get 6 pointers against two promoted sides
3. Palace sack Hodgson at some point during the season
Mellor 3 Ward 4
Well-known member
100% THIS. Worth a few quid on that.
Brighton Mod
Its All Too Beautiful
1. Lewis Dunk will be sold
2. Locadia will lose some weight
3. Glenn Murray will be our top scorer
2. Locadia will lose some weight
3. Glenn Murray will be our top scorer
severnside gull
Well-known member
We will struggle all season and spend more time in the bottom 3 than this year.
We will score more goals than this season.
With 8 teams in the mix we will be safe from relegation one game before the end of the season
We will score more goals than this season.
With 8 teams in the mix we will be safe from relegation one game before the end of the season