[Humour] Thread Full of Funny descriptions of a lady’s private parts

Taybha

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Uwantsumorwat

• Jun 13, 2018

• #81

Two Professors said:

Dray horse's collar.

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Women have often cursed men for not being able to find the clitoris and unless it's on holiday somewhere i do believe looking at that , it's actually not there at all , and is in fact a total myth and women have been making it up all along .

 

Two Professors

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Multicultural Brum

• Jun 13, 2018

• #82

Taybha said:

Women have often cursed men for not being able to find the clitoris and unless it's on holiday somewhere i do believe looking at that , it's actually not there at all , and is in fact a total myth and women have been making it up all along .

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Perhaps you could ask this fine animal?Straight from the horse's mouth!

 

el punal

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Jun 13, 2018

• #83

Harry Wilson's tackle said:

The respondents here all seem to be blokes who imagine fannies smell of fish. Meanwhile, pulling back what passes as their foreskins....

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The deli counter?

 

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle

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• Jun 13, 2018

• #84

el punal said:

The deli counter?

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I was thinking more of more fish. Allegedly.

 

Theatre of Trees

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TQ2905

• Jun 13, 2018

• #85

Big Daddy's sleeping bag

 

Razzoo

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• Jun 13, 2018

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Have we had Quim yet? There was an edgy band from Leeds called Smell and Quim.

 

Taybha

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Uwantsumorwat

• Jun 13, 2018

• #87

thejesterstoes said:

Welly top

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Brilliant stuff , one and only post in over 9 years , sex sex sex , that's all you ever go on about .

 

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smelly

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• Jun 14, 2018

• #88

Mike Dean

 

Garage_Doors

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Brighton

• Jun 14, 2018

• #89

Beef curtains.

 

Garage_Doors

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Brighton

• Jun 14, 2018

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"It resembled what i can only describe as a ripped out old fireplace"

 

Is it PotG?

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Sussex by the Sea

• Jun 14, 2018

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heathgate

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A badly packed kebab

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JC Footy Genius

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• Jun 14, 2018

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Twinkle cave.

 

blue'n'white

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• Jun 14, 2018

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timbha said:

Or, “waving a woodbine around in the Albert Hall”

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Or as the Stranglers had it "Making love to the Mersey Tunnel/ With a sausage/ Have you ever been to Liverpool"

 

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Tokyohands

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• Jun 14, 2018

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Me come from me mums punani.

 

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DavidRyder

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• Jun 14, 2018

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'Flange' always makes me titter. 'Mr & Mrs Flange' in one of the Carry On films also makes me titter.

 

Two Professors

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Multicultural Brum

• Jun 14, 2018

• #97

Jeremy

 

Normal Rob

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• Jun 14, 2018

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Normal Rob said:

James

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Jeremy

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That's so wierd. Jeremy is Jame's brother (genuinely)

 

Saladpack Seagull

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Halfway Up Virginia Is Where I Wanna Be.

• Jun 14, 2018

• #99

1066familyman said:

I saw a jumper with the label - Jack and Danny - in it recently.

Are the makers, beardy wankers trying to be clever, or have they no clue what Jack and Danny means?

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Could be an American firm. So they'll have no idea about Morris Minor either!

 

Garage_Doors

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• Jun 14, 2018

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Minge.