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[Humour] Thread Full of Funny descriptions of a lady’s private parts
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Robbie Williams ( talking about his wife's lady parts ) describing watching his first born child being delivered, "It's like standing by, watching as your favourite pub burns down".
Didn’t he follow it up with, but he found an off-license round the back [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Ha, just had to check that I hadn't got confused. The Robbie story was on Graham Norton ( 2014 ) and Bridget Jones' Baby was released 2 years later. The writers of that movie must also watch GN.
Ah, fair play.
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